Sunday, June 13, 2021

Geek F@rts

A Man Was Sentenced To Prison After 

Getting Into A Fight Over His Face Mask

   anagrams to 

   Erect Penis Moans, Now Satan Farts.

   'Good! I'm the fanatic's thieving geek Farts.'







   

Neon F@rt

Stolen ambulance driven into 

New York bay after chase

    anagrams to 

     Ambivalently Censured?

     Bonk A Yeti. “Ow!!!” 

     Reach Neon Farts.





    Fart 

Cyber F@rTs

Afghanistan, cyber defense 

on the agenda for Biden 

visit in Brussels


   anagrams to 


     Obscene and benign Ass honey. 

     Divine Farts. Huge Farts.

     Inedible Farts.






  

Neurotic F@rts

Firefighters battling wildfires fear 

what's to come if families ignore 

outdoor fire restrictions


   anagrams to 


   Stingier, wifelier, blighted Farts.

   I'm fool, sweetie Farts, in homicide.

   Goofier or neurotic Farts.  




Hasselhoff F@rTs

Heroes of laziness, a Hamas supporter and David Hasselhoff. 

The stars of Germany's absurd Covid vaccination publicity campaign


   anagrams to 


     Ho Ho! Zoneless Farts

     Groovy! Hyped up Farts, 

     libido, mulishness.

     Cheap Farts and avarice.

     I am a cosmic Penis 

     and abduct Vagina Farts.  



'explosive diarrhea' F@rTs

Health Officials Find Giardia in Water Supply After NBC's 'Ultimate Slip 'N Slide' show halts production following 'explosive diarrhea' outbreak 


   anagrams to 


    I am wailing in Shits ouch,


    Splendid lunatics’ Poop,

    Farts tumble.


    Idiocy hell. Poop oblivion, 

    huge Farts!

   

    Weak-In-Will healers 

    Farted X-rated Farts