Monday, July 12, 2021

Turkey F@rTs

A Professional Female Bodybuilder 

from Turkey is furious after being 

banned from American Airlines flight 

for ‘offensive' outfit - too short shorts.


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   'The unodored, flimsy Farts.'

   Uriniferous fury Farts.

   I am a Malevolent -

              if horrific - Farting Buffoon. 

   Red-hot Fart.

   Spritelike noblemen goose Ass, boobies.







   

F@RtIng Pan-de-MOO-nium

Udder Madness: Thousands of fans defy 

lockdown to gawk at tiny dwarf cow on a 

farm in Bangladesh; along with the attention, 

Rani has Bangladeshi officials concerned - 

and Guinness en route to verify - now forced 

to get security as huge crowds flock for selfies. 


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   Fuck off. I Fart Ogrishly. I’m wacky!

   Uncensored, genuine Farts.

   An insane, down-town-clown Farting act.

   Hot, congealed Death wish Farts

               and blighted clean South end.

   'Screwier, flashier Ass video - nasty Boof.'

   Goody! Offend now nauseated Farts.

   Odd-looking Ass. Rectum.





Lesbian Nun F@rTs

‘Benedetta’ Director Paul Verhoeven on the 

story of a lesbian affair between nuns, his 

Jesus fascination and Hollywood puritanism


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   I am a perverted Fart, bonehead!

   Fart on the Insane boobies 

   You evil insane Fart Wheels.

   Clownish sound. Cunt Farts jauntily poisoned.