Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Wind BERN

Democratic Contest Narrows Focus to Biden and Sanders

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Female kangaroos and wallabies are known to use both of their uteruses, but the swamp wallaby uses both at the same time.

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F@Rt by Numbers

The Official Coronavirus Numbers Are Wrong, and Everyone Knows It

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"Sometimes, quantification actually
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Corkscrewed Genealogists

Video shows Los Angeles district attorney’s husband pointing gun at Black Lives Matter activists: ‘Get off my porch!’

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