Friday, September 24, 2021

F@rTner

Beam Me Up, Jeffy! Captain James T. Kirk himself, 

ninety-year old actor William Shatner is Going to 

Space on Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin Rocket Ship for 

October twelve minute long suborbital spaceflight. 


     anagrams to 


   I am an Anus!


   Highjack milky majesty, nimblewit!

              Farts. VAGINA Farts.

     loony, clingier sodomite. 


Shit Farts. Shat!


    Pig jerk choice, fine, noble booze-up. 


Farts eep! eep! 


    Well, globetrotting of foul respect.


     Boob. RECTUM.






   

     

Schadenf@rT

Schadenfreude Files: Trump Promotes 

‘Highly Respected’ Arizona “Cyber Ninjas” 

Audit Results Apparently Unaware They 

Confirm He’s a Loser and that Biden even 

picked up a few votes at Trump’s expense.


      anagrams to 


   Pummeled ponderous heretics.


   Jeopardize brain cheesy lynching


   Sparsely au naturel and up twit..    


   Inconvenient, hot-headed ramblers. 


   Execute weakened VIP. Pump poet.

   

   Farts Farts Farts Farts. - Hey! Ass!