Monday, September 6, 2021

Fuck A Duck!

This Australian duck says ‘You bloody fool’ 

and can imitate other sounds from nature 

— and scientists couldn’t be more fascinated


     anagrams to 


   I’m an ass. Seedy, odd saint. 


       Yucky, odious Farts hullabaloo!


   Unharmonious, rotten decadent Farts.


   Besotted, climactic Farts innuendo.






    

Safe F@rTs

Six Palestinian prisoners escape from 

Israeli ‘high-security’ Gilboa Prison, 

known as 'the safe'; Security officials 

believe fugitives exploited ‘structural 

flaw’ in embarrassing jailbreak, tunneled 

under a toilet,‘highly dangerous’ fugitives 

are all convicted terrorists and murderers.


     anagrams to 


   A Farty poisoner imperils. 


   Hilarious, piggish erectile vulvitis fart.


   Scenical Anus Farts Anus Farts.


   'Unexotic ass, agile pubes, libido.'


   'Junk - inedible sewerage, lamebrain.'


   Good Farts! Guiltier Sex Penis thievery.


   Anus Heinously Farts delight. 


   Cleverer, weird, kind Tormenter’s canoodler Farts.