Friday, October 2, 2020

SchadenF@rT

Shock, Sympathy, Mockery, Schadenfreude, "I told you so" 

 - and al Jazeera contact tracing the entire West Wing.


 anagrams to


 'Oh My! Cocky sharks, 


 Deeply eunuchised to sodomy!


 Jet Tarzan and ace coal fart. 


Enchanting were-tigers twit.'

   

 

F@Rt

US President Donald Trump has said he and First Lady Melania Trump have tested positive for coronavirus and are now in quarantine.


 anagrams to


 Dead-end revulsion 


Rampant or inopportune squirt!


 It ass-headed and 


  Vicious. Or Whinny.


 Anal Farts. Hotelier Ad.


    Madman's eruptive Farts.




Fart Shit Poop Ass Fart.

 Trump Said End Of Pandemic Was ‘In Sight’ Hours Before Testing Positive For Virus


 anagrams to


 Intrusive impudence, 


 Hindering wisdom.


  Feverous bigots!


  Fart Shit Poop Ass Fart.




Wuhan Spicy Lung for two

 President Trump, first lady test positive for coronavirus, set to quarantine at White House


  anagrams to


Mutter, distort.


 Vivid poetry!


 I, unaware, toothier quote:


 Penis? Farts! Penis? Farts! Asshole. Cunt.


https://politics.theonion.com/i-have-coronavirus-and-i-am-dead-says-trump-furtherin-1842318188