Tuesday, June 15, 2021

False F@rTs

Federal Report: FBI Warns Lawmakers of More ‘Real-World Violence’ From QAnon Followers After False Prophecies Fail to Materialize 


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Tainted Pork F@RtS

 An American Olympic runner was 

banned from the sport for four years 

after testing positive for a performance enhancing steroid.

She believes it's a false -

positive from a tainted pork burrito.


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                                    Farts dementia.





Fast Food F@rTs

 Fast Food Staffers Arrested 

for Refusing to Give Cops Free 

Burgers: 'This Has Happened' Before


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Convicted Felon F@rTs

Convicted Felon gets life in prison 

for Tennessee official's death, 

escaping from prison on a farm tractor


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                  Melodic Farts


   Chosen one Farts

                       Oedipean elite Farts


   Scoffing nincompoop 

             in Farts cringer. 




F@Rt ASSault

 Stolen Army assault rifles 

keep showing up in California


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 My Ass Farts Up whale-like, 

                              nice poisoning.