Wacky Belch Farts

Beer from a FUCKING Zamboni?!? 

Tampa Bay Lightning fans can 

celebrate with Coors Light beer 

made from Stanley Cup Final ice; 

"Champions Ice" is filtered - 

"We did an official de-ick-ifying". 

Meanwhile, Busch Gardens giving 

out two free beers to everybody, 

every day, for an entire month.

     anagrams to 

   Drinking an Idiot’s Enema. Wet Farts!

   Everyone wrote “red-eyed booby farts” on you.

   'I'm facilely fumbling, filching, Farting on Booze.' 

   Wacky Belch Farts defile magic pubic wrench.

   Behead cheapest, chirpy Farts menace.

   'I am a violence-vomiting,

                     unhinged Farts

      Libido Menagerie.'   

 Farts.

Fractals, Fibonacci and F@rTs

What fractals, Fibonacci, and the golden 

ratio have to do with cauliflower; Seeking 

self-selected mutations, A French study 

of cauliflower and the conical shape of its 

florets finds self-similar patterns made by 

memory, communication and utter failure.

     anagrams to 

   I Am A Wacky, non-clonable, Fart

       tight-rectum Farts, Farting acid-head Stud.

   'Oh Wow! Evil Fart audio. Anally echo. Shit!'

   Farts. Ill-omened, luscious cow Farts.

    Nicely Farts of Ponce. Melodies lie. Farts

   Eudemonic* Fart stench befuddlement. 

    I Am the Farts-Penis Loonie.

*Yeah, I had to look it up, too. 

“Eudemonic” is a 2005 studio album by the Steve Kimock Band. 

Ritz Fartz

Ritz Crackers leaves the internet 

flabbergasted after briefly explaining 

the reason behind cracker shape; 

What are the "beautiful fringe scallops" 

in circumference around the edge 

actually for? Folks are cracking up 

at the answer: ...To cut the cheese.

     anagrams to 

    'Gently, dire Fart. Ass breeze. Alleluia!'

     Hacker's brashier Farts enhanced poet.

     Well! That crook! 

     Unexplosive, repellant petty hunchback Farts.

     Cheer demonic, genuine crude Farting Fuckers.

     Ace Ace Ace Farts. Fingering.

     Fart Tube Cretin Shat Healthier Bowel.

            tinyurl.com/Ritz-Fartz

Force of F@rT

Biden defends pulling US out of 

Afghanistan as Taliban advances; 

Translators and others of the tens 

of thousands of Afghans who aided 

our forces there now desperately need 

our help in return. But who qualifies?

     anagrams to 

   I Fart. 'Silliest, unfounded dope.'

   Fanatical bananas deviant’s gas.

   'Honest Anus and the Bung Hole snort.’

   Ass show-off and hot Farts.

   Whoopee! Red-eyed Bung Hole Farts.

   Lewd, old unique Farts.

   Unheroic heroine’s Farts erupt.    

Fi Duong Monkey F@rTs

FBI infiltrates group whose members 

wanted to test homemade bombs, 

surveil Capitol, secede from US;

militiamen met under guise of ‘Bible 

study,’ led by Virginia man Fi Duong -- 

who also goes by "the Monkey King".

     anagrams to 

 

   'I'm genuine, immobile, idle Fart tube.'

   Hmmm! Wise, bumbling, eerie           Farts. Oomph!

   Besotted, besotted Farts.

   Hideous, supreme Farts collective. 

   Good-bye! Sew innuendo unkindly.

   I’m gawkishly smooth Vagina Farts, Bogey.