Thursday, July 8, 2021

Ritz Fartz

Ritz Crackers leaves the internet 

flabbergasted after briefly explaining 

the reason behind cracker shape; 

What are the "beautiful fringe scallops" 

in circumference around the edge 

actually for? Folks are cracking up 

at the answer: ...To cut the cheese.


     anagrams to 


    'Gently, dire Fart. Ass breeze. Alleluia!'

     Hacker's brashier Farts enhanced poet.

     Well! That crook! 

     Unexplosive, repellant petty hunchback Farts.

     Cheer demonic, genuine crude Farting Fuckers.

     Ace Ace Ace Farts. Fingering.

     Fart Tube Cretin Shat Healthier Bowel.

            tinyurl.com/Ritz-Fartz




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