Thursday, July 8, 2021

Wacky Belch Farts

Beer from a FUCKING Zamboni?!? 

Tampa Bay Lightning fans can 

celebrate with Coors Light beer 

made from Stanley Cup Final ice; 

"Champions Ice" is filtered - 

"We did an official de-ick-ifying". 

Meanwhile, Busch Gardens giving 

out two free beers to everybody, 

every day, for an entire month.


     anagrams to 


   Drinking an Idiot’s Enema. Wet Farts!

   Everyone wrote “red-eyed booby farts” on you.

   'I'm facilely fumbling, filching, Farting on Booze.' 

   Wacky Belch Farts defile magic pubic wrench.

   Behead cheapest, chirpy Farts menace.

   'I am a violence-vomiting,

                     unhinged Farts

      Libido Menagerie.'   

 Farts.



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