F@rT Flavored

 From Feud to Food: WE SQUASHED OUR BEEF 

after fans claim they look alike, a face-to-face meeting 

to join forces for a cooking podcast "The Flavor Flav Show" 

          anagrams to 

   'Queue somehow buffered of dodo Farts.’

   'Fool amok! Cheeky, Farting ill-at-ease Poof fanatic.'

   'Cool Farts! Oh Fart! Farting, jovial cow cooked Farts vehemence.'

Art, for F@rTs Sake !!!

 These are the distances computed between each of your words:

	rectum	fart	anus	sphincter	bum	asshole	gas
rectum	-	67	17	33	63	54	80
fart	67	-	59	76	49	50	72
anus	17	59	-	34	51	36	84
sphincter	33	76	34	-	75	59	88
bum	63	49	51	75	-	43	87
asshole	54	50	36	59	43	-	87
gas	80	72	84	88	87	87	-

You can try completing the task again now that you know how it is scored, but note that only your first score counts as a valid measure of creativity.

Free Britney F@rTs

Florida Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz, 

who is under federal investigation for alleged 

obstruction of a child-sex-trafficking case in 

which he’s been implicated, Appears At L.A. 

‘FreeBritney’ Rally, because, uh, masturbate?

 

     anagrams to 

   'Imprudent Farts. Garbage-collection.'

   'The delirious Vagina Fart oddfellow.' 

  'Diabolic toxin choiceness. Fucking Farts!!!'

   which Ass-Man Fartz.  'Plainest, impeachable paederast.'

  'Ethylene Fart - blubbery, saucier amateur engineer.' 

You guessed it - More Wacky F@rTs

From The Alpha patient to the Omega: 

India’s very first Covid patient, a medical 

school student enrolled in China at Wuhan, 

and has never been vaccinated, now 

reinfected tests positive again home in India.

anagrams to 

   'I am the moth-eaten hog scrotum. Farts!'

   'Radioactively divine pedanticism.' 

   'Now an unhesitant, candid Farts hellhole.' 

            bravest enhanced deviance

   'Eighteen poetic Fart-video-nasties.'

'Not low-paid, inane pain.' 

Stupid fonts- I mean - f@Rt$

 ‘They’re not going to fucking succeed’: 

Top generals feared Trump would 

attempt a coup after election, according 

to new book; Chairman of the Joint 

Chiefs General Mark Milley and other 

top officials informally planned for 

different ways to stop a Trump coup.

        anagrams to 

   'Oh No! I am the tragicomic Fart potence now.'

   'Good! Shitty, huge Farts.'

   Well-manured, groped fart poet: “... fucking. Ejaculate...”

   'Menially Fart anally on rednecks.' 

   filthier nincompoop Farts penis 

   'Two-faced, unpure “I Am Fart.” pomposity'

  Boo! Fart Crook neglected cold feet.

     

   

The End Is F@rTs

 “Society Will Collapse This Century.” 

- A fifty year-old study from the 

Massachusetts Institute of Technology 

blames rapid financial growth plus 

population, fertility rates, industry, food 

production, waste of resources, and 

rampant pollution. A new paper shows 

we are, unfortunately, right on schedule.

     anagrams to 

   Hey You! I am silly - 

   I'm odd. Hot, flawed oddities.

   Well! I am a Lout Lout Lout Lout Lout Lout Lout.

Sphincter Farting Rectum Farting Anus 

  Farty Fart Farts Ass Farts Ass Farts

   Hot Farts - Upcoming, honest poop.

   Sloppy rowdiness in newsworthy concubines.

   The new creepy, 

                  weepy typhoid braincase 

                                      testicle acne plunders.