Fossil Science: New species of ancient four-legged whale
discovered in Egypt; Skull resembles that of Anubis,
the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed god of the dead
after which it was named. The partial skeleton was
found in Egypt's Fayum Depression. African Paleontology
says this is not the first time the fossil of a whale with legs
has been found, with four legs, webbed feet and hooves.
anagrams to
Feeble-voiced pig sleekly bellowed “I am a RECTUM.”
Wise engine of genocide, I like to eat pussy.
Hang dejected cynghanedd*. D’oh! Anal Warts!
SPHINCTER Fart shit.
It’s white-hot Cunts, and sweet, cheap Assholes.
'Poison-pen loyalty, genocide enigma.'
The wholesome if shittily
Fine when beheaded bugs blow off.
Hood of evil nuke.
Farts Anus Farts Farts.
Fa! Fart. Anus. Farts.
Wangs! Titties. Asshole.
*In Welsh-language poetry, cynghanedd (Welsh pronunciation: [kəŋˈhaneð], literally "harmony") is the basic concept of sound-arrangement within one line, using stress, alliteration and rhyme.
