Saturday, September 18, 2021

Trump Means Fart

Tequila Bottles Found on New Boeing 

Air Force One Jet still in Development. 

Company has faced problems of factory 

debris found in commercial, military aircraft 

in recent years. Trump reportedly wished 

to paint his own Boeing plane the way he 

wished the new one would have looked like; 

a gaudy red, white and blue flying pig-dog.


     anagrams to 


   Uneloquent, low, bigoted - I am Farts!


   I Fart, ill-omened Evil one 


   Psycho flamboyance yaw.


   Amicably ridiculed moronism.


   Princely represented rude penis Fart…


   White-hot bunghole Fart.


   The weakened Farts howl


   Bug-eyed, odd and huge pig whoredom. 


   Joy! Now potent Farts. Apoplectic Penis Farts. Bonnie


    Trickily weeviled, inane hooligan.




     

Hooray for F@rT§!!!

California moves closer to decriminalizing 

psychedelic drugs psilocybin, adrenochrome, 

ecstasy, LSD, psilocyn, DMT, mescaline, 

fenfluramine and ibogaine. Hooray for drugs!


     anagrams to 


   Immoralise crocodilian violence. Farts. Zing!


   Rude Fart bicycles shoddily scrapping.


   Madman's speedy, cliched, censorial somnolency.


   Unhideous glorifier on bogey-man Farts.





    


   

F@rT Anagram #666

SF Food History: San Francisco once had a 

bar filled with spiders. They were the owner's 

only friends. Festooned with webs, walrus tusks, 

wild animals and whale teeth, the Cobweb Palace 

lasted forty years. - The San Francisco Chronicle


     anagrams to 


   Fancy! Ho Ho! So-and-so coincides.


   Bleed hot chewed chewable wimp.


   Farts, Farts, Farts, Farts, Farts! Anal Farts. Anal Farts. Tits!

 

   The wielders whine. Weird hyperbole!


   Wisely lout now debunked showiness


   Scratchy heroines canoodle nicely. 


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LAPD F@rT§

LAPD: To Serve And Infect?


     anagrams to 


   Devils And Fart Potence.