F@Rt #146 - Disaster & Dysfunction

A Very Stable Genius review: dysfunction and disaster at the court of King Donald

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Seriously, though - about this day and the people Americans celebrate, I think it is a sad commentary on us, and on our values that while a crazy greed-head imbecile narcissist can lead the free world, a man such as the good Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr.  is relegated to history books and parades, and only after one man's bullet decided for you and me.

F@Rt #145 - Just So Many Farts

My Husband Farts All the Time and Now He’s Taught Our Daughter She Can Also Fart Anywhere and Everywhere, Oh God 

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F@Rt #144 - Fart Clues

A radioactive legacy haunts this Navajo village, which fears a fractured future

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Let's play SPOT THE TYPO

"German and US officials were consulted and no imminent threat was found to exit," a spokesperson said in a statement. 

...And there are others. But wait - There's More! The source of the bad grammar and spelling mistakes is - you guessed it - MILITARY INTELLIGENCE: 

"The U.S.'s 66th Military Intelligence Brigade received what was described as "third party information stating there was an [sic] possible imminent attack against U.S. Soldiers..." at two bases in Germany. 

Here's Newsweek's headline: 

EXCLUSIVE: 

INTEL REPORT WARNS US TROOPS IN GERMANY FACE 'POSSIBLE IMMINENT' THREAT OF ATTACK 

 (...the story refutes that... But anyhoo)

 "We'd like to remind everyone to stay vigilant and be aware of their surroundings," and their FACTS and their tenses and spelling and subject-verb-object agreement and everything.

Oh, yeah. And don't forget to F@Rt.

F@Rt #142 - Dust Wind, Coyoni.

Trump’s strong-arm foreign policy tactics create tensions with U.S. friends and foes

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F@Rt #142 - 7 Farts, 2 Derrieres, etc.

Puerto Rico emergency director fired after residents find warehouse full of  unused Hurricane disaster supplies from Maria two years afterwards.

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F@Rt #141 - Excrementous SFX

The wild ride of East Africa’s 

favorite stimulant

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F@Rt News

Wichita Falls police: Man arrested on suspicion of assault after girlfriend said his fart smelled horrible

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https://tinyurl.com/TX-Fart-Beat

I'd say "FART NEWS"

If a Japanese billionaire farted in front of you, what would you say?

“If you’are an astronaut, every fart is a ticking time bomb,”

「あなたが宇宙飛行士なら、すべてのおならは時限爆弾です」

`Anata ga uchū hikō-shinara, subete no onara wa jigen bakudandesu'

https://thenextweb.com/shareables/2020/01/16/japanese-billionaire-space-girlfriend-fart/

Flatulence Facts and Fallacies

Flatulence Facts and Fallacies:

Behold, some of our finest reporting on farting.

"Flatus — known in non-medical circles as a fart — is a topic that has fascinated, amused, and repulsed humanity for thousands of years."

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Farting is good for you.

Healthy individuals produce significant amounts of intestinal gas (flatus, Boofing, farts, rip-snorts, Hot Smelly Gas) daily; without rectal release, gases trapped within the digestive system produce bloating and abdominal distention. Farting is good for you.

Fluency in Flatus "Excuse me, do you mind if I fart?"

Albanian: 

"Më falni, a keni mendje nëse pordhem?"

Cebuano:

"Gikasabuso ko, nahunahuna ba nimo kung nag-fart ako?"

Finnish:

"Anteeksi, kiitätkö jos pieruani?"

F@Rt # 137 - Hijinx ala Heinie

The US Space Force has defended its newly unveiled camouflage uniforms after they were roundly mocked on social media.

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