Friday, June 25, 2021

Woke F@rTs

Nellis Air Force Base hosts a drag show, 

defends it as ‘essential’ for ‘readiness of 

the military’; Nevada base is where aviators 

fly fighter jets from the Advanced Air Combat 

training facility and a specialty Warfare Center.


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   I'm an eerie odd Ass, Farts.

   Nicely bestialised loonie Ass Fart heroine. 

   Wealthy me Farts Ass Farts.

   Ass Farts overhead, Brainwave.

   Hog Farts drenched an objective.

          Sewage Farts homicide. 

   Ass Rancidity, genitalia Fart pliancy.

   Farts.




   

POTUS F@rTs

'Freaks me out': Late night ‘frightened’,

Internet mocks Biden for odd, whispering 

press conference: 'Delusional Outright bonkers!'


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   Horrid Gnome Farts.

   High-octane Fuckers stunk.

   New Token Farted derisible despisement.

   Unheroic ignoble deplores not Farting. 



Safety F@rTs

Decrepit Bridges and Traffic Accidents 

Stoked Safety Fears after Infrastructure 

Financing Talks Flounder, Now, a Deal?


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   Big picnic Farts, Farts decadence...

   Decide, you erudite Farts!

   Wooden Farts? 

            Nun-like Farts? 

                   All-dancing Farts? 

                                     Keen Farts?

   Farts !!!!!!!!!!!




   

F@rT Traffic

How Hampton Roads’ chronic traffic 

problems and sea level rise helped 

shape bipartisan infrastructure funding bill


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   Phobic, moronic cow hands’ Farts hurt.

   Punchable, rumpless Farting plebeians!

   Viperish, lonelier and deadlier Farts. 

   Farts !!!



I Cast Thee F@rTs Out!!!

Group escorted out of Pennsylvania

Home Depot for having exorcism in a

lumber aisle; The call was for ‘disorderly 

people having an exorcism in the lumber 

aisle for the dead trees.’ No charges filed.


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   Cheap voodooing expertise, 

          asshole brown-eye Farts poet.


   Ridicule elderly Farts, ill-omened ego. 


   I'm a huge Bronx cheer in 

        Vagina Fart vandalism. 


    Headier Farts, rude hellholes.


    Nincompoops Fart scum!



Dragon Man F@rTs

Massive fossilized human head,

found in a Chinese well, forces 

scientists to rethink evolution; 

Perfectly preserved ancient 

‘Dragon Man’ skull may be a 

new species, shaking up human 

family tree.


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   I'm the Fart-Ass king!

   Piteously Unashamed Weirdo,

     (Chicken Semen Fart Pie)  

   Anus devilizes on Fart innocence.

   Depraved Lush. Sniveler. 

   Fucking Asshole!

   Nice bowel. Farts optimum 

   manly Ass ethylene.