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New pig farming animal welfare law could 

cut off nearly all of California's pork supply, 

bacon prices would skyrocket as the 

fundamental breakfast favorite becomes 

harder to find. Could you live without bacon?

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UFO, drone or Iron Man? Federal Bureau of Investigation 

confused by ‘jetpack man’ after another LA sighting, 

according to air traffic controllers and a SkyWest flight pilot; 

fourth reported incident of flight hazard flying high near LAX.

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