Thursday, September 9, 2021

F@Rt Bomb

Chicago woman allegedly makes false bomb 

threat at Florida’s Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood 

airport after arriving late to her flight; She 

allegedly told airport employees a bomb was 

in her checked luggage on the plane. She was 

arrested, the flight evacuated.


     anagrams to 


   Madwoman bellyaches. Logical geek Farts.


   Alleluia! Yo-ho-ho! Twaddle Drooled Farts.


   Virginal or healthier ego-trip.


   Good Farts, alert yodeller!


   High-necked rogue elephant Farts.


   Wealthily napalm Farts cheapest sewage.


   Rich vegetable Farts to death-bed mumbo.






     

Church F@rT§

Catholic Bishop quits church after falling 
in love with satanic erotic fiction writer

     anagrams to 

  Hot Farts! Bullshit, qua chic necrophilic. 

   Now loitering, wit inactive, I Fart choice Farts.