McAf@rTs

John McAfee was once the 

face of cybersecurity software. 

Then his life spiraled. 

Now, after being found dead in a 

Spanish prison cell and a ‘Q’ 

Instagram post, the father of 

the Modern American Paranoia 

finds perfect synchronicity in his 

Life, Times, Legacy and Death.

    anagrams to 

   Heigh-ho! I am a potent Fart menacer!

   Headed to Idaho,

            Fiercely Farting my anal loyalties.

   Ahem! ...Eject Farts NOW, fish-face!

   Penis. Cunt. Boner! Wangs! Penis. Ass.

   Squalid Doom. Ninnyish, non-sphincter Farts.

   Ace Slob Farted Chirpy, Weird-Pinhead Fart Indecencies. 

                  Farts! ...Coffee?

F@Rt Science!!!

Physicists show that flying beer 

coasters will flip over four-tenths 

of a second into flight, with backspin, 

unlike a Frisbee, and fly vertically.

    anagrams to 

   Hello, Clown Fuckers!

   Stenchy Farts, Bishop. Hell!

                 Hedonistic Fucker!

    Howling, obstipant* Fart. 

  Lovely Vagina Farts! 

              Inedibility, if wise type.

   Farts!

 [*Obstipation is a severe form of constipation, where a person cannot poop or fart. Constipation is a condition where a person has infrequent bowel movements — usually three or fewer a week.]