Taint F@rTs

 The Network has Flushed NBC’s 

Ultimate Slip N’ Slide; After the 

Show was Tainted by Outbreak of 

“Explosive Diarrhea,” is Wiped 

from Post-Olympics Broadcast 

Schedule. Crew members were 

“forced to run to port-o-potties”, 

“collapsing” from intense gut pain.

     anagrams to 

    I Fart. The Trots!

    Lewd Farts now belch.

   ‘Eureka! Farts!’

                        Wet Farts. Poop tube.

   I Poop - The Shits! Farts explode.  

   Unwelcome Screecher Blood Farts

   I Am an evil-eyed, Omniscient dapper nihilist,

       Immodestly tonguing terrible coward scum.

   Unwashed Farts bonks.

   

    

Dog F@rTs

Chinese police academy auctions off 

fifty-four dogs, mostly German shepherds, 

dropped from training for their lack of energy 

or size, or 'were not good at fetching’, but 

most were struck off due to their 'cowardice' ,

‘timid nature’ and for having 'curly ears'.

     anagrams to 

    I'm loony? Farting Fart Farts!

    Oh My God! 

    Smudgeless homoerotic weirdo Farts.

    Hooey! Hot Farts!

    Wretched, booze, idiocy, guile. Farts. Fuck!

    Farts - supremely wrecking defecator.  

    Much-needed creep Farts on ice.

    Drooping Penis. Unhurried Fart on vacation. 

F@rTs, English!

Supreme Court sides with Amish 

plaintiffs who argued forced septic 

systems violate their religious beliefs; 

The High Court ruling on Friday says

Amish family farms use outhouses.

     anagrams to 

   Hi! I Fart blue cheese Farts. 

   I’m an oily dildo, vicious pig Farts shrew.

   Sleep with odious semen Farts.

   My young hide Farts grouchily

   'Oi! Misuse humus.'

   Rectum Farts Asshole Farts Shit Peeing