Saturday, February 29, 2020

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPE PAUL III. FARNESE

  In Greece, it is considered unlucky to marry on a leap day. Saint Patrick narrowly avoided matrimonial purgatory, as Bachelor's Day in some countries allows a woman to propose marriage to a man on February 29. St. Bridget got spurned, but got a nice payout. 
Carlos Humberto Romero, former president of El Salvador, was born on Leap Day in 1924.

The Prime Minister of Spain, Pedro  Sánchez, was born on the day in 1972.

 years in which February has twenty-nine days are called "bissextile," or Leap Years.

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