F@rT Strike Force

Gun-trafficking: Department of Justice 

launches two strike forces in California; 

L.A. and S.F. efforts target firearms from 

other states, hire more officers and fund 

community education and employment.

     anagrams to 

       ...I am El Farto !!!

   I am a Fart-Fucking loony Fart Fucker.

   'Nonsense! Cheesier Cunty-cunt fart emotions.'

   Fart demon Shittier Fart demon Anus - Geronimo! 

   Cosmic jump-fed odd Farting creep.

   Farts Farted Farts ...Well, Shit...

Some F@rT Anagrams are Better than Others

Stephen Calk - A former Chicago 
banker found guilty of bribery for 
risky Paul Manafort bank loans in 
chase for Trump administration 
Army chief job - which he never got - 
and Manafort defaulted on the loans.

     anagrams to 

   Born buffoon! Rhymes with “cock”.
   Cocked-up triggerman Farts heroically.
   Bonehead flaunted tornado Farts.
   'Joy! Oh Man! - I'm a tornado-Farting scum!’
   (Spunkily farts on a banana).
   'I'm a beaver-like fart, if rich heckelphone!'
 

Elon Musk F@rTs, Lawyer Vomits.

 After denying he set acquisition price,

Elon Musk testifies, defends Tesla 

board of directors in pension fund 

lawsuit; Solar City financial affairs 

paused as lawyer vomits in jury box.

     anagrams to

   Worn-out insanity spews Farts safely.

   Hey, Farts! I am absurd, demented,

              soft-core, inedible Farts.

   A farcical Fart illusion - un-sexy, odious kind.

   Jovial insipience.      ...Penis. 

             Farts. 

   Quiet genocide.