Some F@rT Anagrams are Better than Others

Stephen Calk - A former Chicago 
banker found guilty of bribery for 
risky Paul Manafort bank loans in 
chase for Trump administration 
Army chief job - which he never got - 
and Manafort defaulted on the loans.

     anagrams to 

   Born buffoon! Rhymes with “cock”.
   Cocked-up triggerman Farts heroically.
   Bonehead flaunted tornado Farts.
   'Joy! Oh Man! - I'm a tornado-Farting scum!’
   (Spunkily farts on a banana).
   'I'm a beaver-like fart, if rich heckelphone!'