Special F@rTs

Qatar's Special Envoy of the Minister 

of Foreign Affairs for Counterterrorism 

and Mediation in Conflict Resolution, 

Mutlaq bin Majed Al Qahtani landed in 

Kabul Friday. 

   anagrams to 

   Hey! I'm a piano. Farts. Violence. Farts! 

   Nice urine or gooier Farts.

   I'm fool Farts - incontinence in dildo.

   Halt !!! Jam quaint, damnable Farts.

   Obliquely mad, odd, inane Fart quirk. Farts?

     

F@rT Craft

“It was only supposed to fly five times.” 

After six months on Mars, NASA's tiny 

Spaceship helicopter - the first motorized 

craft to fly on another planet - is still flying high.

     anagrams to 

   Fanny Farts! Oh Man! Sixty-nine moans.

   Now evil-eye, slushiest Farts pomposity.

   I'm the clodhoppers spit. Farts! Eroticized Farts!

   Farts Pit? Toothily clinging hellhole Farts.

   

    

She F@rTs, Faints.

The ego on the ego: As Ronaldo rejoins 

Manchester United, Piers Morgan reveals 

the footballer is a surprisingly affable figure 

who's devoted to his family and has banned 

his mum from big matches because she gets 

so nervous she faints

     anagrams to

   Goose hero Farts - not soothing. Jeered.

   'Venereal, superdemonic nightmares.' 

   Eh! I’ll use boobyish apologies.

   Farts Nobly vanished. Damned death wish Farts.

   I'm huge Anal Farts. Machismo cheeses, bum Farts beg.

   Ingenuous Farts, Evil one. Farts!