Saturday, May 29, 2021

Corpse F@rTs

 


Thousands visit abandoned California gas station to view rare “corpse flower” bloom

  anagrams to 

  Vagabond's hideous Anal Fart indications. 

  Worrisome beans, weevil Farts to protocol.



   


Walrus F@rTs

 


Wally the Walrus: Fears for safety 

 as Tenby tourists get 'too close'

   anagrams to 

 Well! Hot Farts, you weasel. Farts.

 Farts cheat. Note lousy sobriety.




 

F@rt Clarinetist!

 


A Caribbean island bet its future on petrochemicals. 

Then oil rained down on homes.

   anagrams to 

   Ooh! Cue Me Up, Fart Clarinetist!

   Darned Whoosh Eminent.

   Cannibal's blood inebriates.



  

F@rT Illusion


The clockwork universe:

   is free will an illusion?

   anagrams to 

 Win sewer-like Farts or

 illusive Hell union. Cock.


 


  

Cicada F@rTs

 


CNN’s Manu Raju Flips Out 

When Rogue Cicada Jumps 

On Him: ‘What the Hell?!'

   anagrams to

  Oh Jesus! Nuns Fart Cum Upon Jail

  Crude magic! Whee! Wham! 

  Ninth Hat Poll.

Bard F@RtS

 


Bard timing: Argentinian TV reports death 

of playwright Shakespeare after Covid jab

   anagrams to 

   Damn It! Bright, overprinted Genitalia Farts

   Averagely hijacked taboos - Fart whippers.