Art

Tokyo Olympics: 'Plague of oysters' threaten 

key venue the Sea Forest Waterway in Tokyo 

Bay, where the prized shellfish delicacy - 

fourteen tons of magaki oysters - caused miles 

of safety floats intended to stop waves to sink.

     anagrams to 

   Nudities! Sleek peephole.

   'Hooey! Seventy-two Farts. Eureka! Yankee wit.'   

   Soothsayer of rotten Shitbird speckled looney.

   So if the oddest Farts now apologize, 

               Cheesily fart twenty-seven Farts.      

   I am as a yummy scatology. Fuck.