L.A.’s F@Rt Scene

 LOS ANGELES IS KNOWN FOR ITS 

STARS AND CINEMA. BUT BENEATH 

THE CALIFORNIA CITY'S PICTURE-

PERFECT SURFACE LIES A THRIVING 

ART SCENE, UNAFRAID TO DELVE INTO

THE UNDERBELLY OF CONSCIOUSNESS

OR TO CREATE CRASS CLAPTRAP FOR 

THE BENEFIT OF A FACELESS CORPORATE 

SHIT BUFFET FOR CRETINS TO FEAST UPON  

     ANAGRAMS TO 

   SHIT LOGS. SEWER.

   INSANE DEBAUCHMENT.

                       BUTTHEADED LUNATICS FART.

   A SHITTIER PICNIC, YOU RECTAL FART NINNY.

   'THE PERVIVACIOUS* FART. 

                                         SERENE VIOLENCE.'

                                                                                                  (*Very obstinate or stubborn; headstrong.)

   SPECTACULAR FOULER ASSES -

                               FART-ASS SPHINCTER PORN  

   OBSCENE COFFEE POET, 

                               FARTING BLOOD-FARTS. OLE!

   LOONIEST FARTS. COCKIEST FARTS.

              BUFFOONS ERECTION.