One cow still at large,* one killed
after forty head of cattle escape
from a slaughterhouse and stampede
through LA neighborhoods; Sheriff’s
Deputies on horseback ride to the rescue
anagrams to
Dog-eared Bunghole,
Utopian Hellhole. Farts!
Indecorous, hot-headed Farts menace?
Well... Asses!
Obedient Gooey Farts.
Heroic Rectal Farts.
Proud Poem-like Farts.
Huckster Farts.
[*UPDATE: The last on-the-lam Bovine has been rescued, and - as only in California - will be adopted by Grammy and Emmy Award winner and 12-time Oscar nominee Hall of Fame songwriter Diane Warren. “This isn’t my first cow... But this feels like a special cow. “Right now, I’m calling it good moos.” She reportedly named it. Her net worth is eleventy billion dollars.]
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