Tuesday, July 13, 2021

F@rT Strike Force

Gun-trafficking: Department of Justice 

launches two strike forces in California; 

L.A. and S.F. efforts target firearms from 

other states, hire more officers and fund 

community education and employment.


     anagrams to 


       ...I am El Farto !!!

   I am a Fart-Fucking loony Fart Fucker.

   'Nonsense! Cheesier Cunty-cunt fart emotions.'

   Fart demon Shittier Fart demon Anus - Geronimo! 

   Cosmic jump-fed odd Farting creep.

   Farts Farted Farts ...Well, Shit...


Some F@rT Anagrams are Better than Others

Stephen Calk - A former Chicago 
banker found guilty of bribery for 
risky Paul Manafort bank loans in 
chase for Trump administration 
Army chief job - which he never got - 
and Manafort defaulted on the loans.


     anagrams to 


   Born buffoon! Rhymes with “cock”.
   Cocked-up triggerman Farts heroically.
   Bonehead flaunted tornado Farts.
   'Joy! Oh Man! - I'm a tornado-Farting scum!’
   (Spunkily farts on a banana).
   'I'm a beaver-like fart, if rich heckelphone!'
 


Elon Musk F@rTs, Lawyer Vomits.

 After denying he set acquisition price,

Elon Musk testifies, defends Tesla 

board of directors in pension fund 

lawsuit; Solar City financial affairs 

paused as lawyer vomits in jury box.


     anagrams to


   Worn-out insanity spews Farts safely.

   Hey, Farts! I am absurd, demented,

              soft-core, inedible Farts.

   A farcical Fart illusion - un-sexy, odious kind.

   Jovial insipience.      ...Penis. 

             Farts. 

   Quiet genocide.




Monday, July 12, 2021

Turkey F@rTs

A Professional Female Bodybuilder 

from Turkey is furious after being 

banned from American Airlines flight 

for ‘offensive' outfit - too short shorts.


     anagrams to 


   'The unodored, flimsy Farts.'

   Uriniferous fury Farts.

   I am a Malevolent -

              if horrific - Farting Buffoon. 

   Red-hot Fart.

   Spritelike noblemen goose Ass, boobies.







   

F@RtIng Pan-de-MOO-nium

Udder Madness: Thousands of fans defy 

lockdown to gawk at tiny dwarf cow on a 

farm in Bangladesh; along with the attention, 

Rani has Bangladeshi officials concerned - 

and Guinness en route to verify - now forced 

to get security as huge crowds flock for selfies. 


     anagrams to 


   Fuck off. I Fart Ogrishly. I’m wacky!

   Uncensored, genuine Farts.

   An insane, down-town-clown Farting act.

   Hot, congealed Death wish Farts

               and blighted clean South end.

   'Screwier, flashier Ass video - nasty Boof.'

   Goody! Offend now nauseated Farts.

   Odd-looking Ass. Rectum.





Lesbian Nun F@rTs

‘Benedetta’ Director Paul Verhoeven on the 

story of a lesbian affair between nuns, his 

Jesus fascination and Hollywood puritanism


     anagrams to 


   I am a perverted Fart, bonehead!

   Fart on the Insane boobies 

   You evil insane Fart Wheels.

   Clownish sound. Cunt Farts jauntily poisoned.    


 

Sunday, July 11, 2021

Foot F@Rt Feud

Four people shot after a feud about 

the winner of a foot race -which took 

place a month ago- escalates into gunfire. 

Police report without a whiff of irony 

that the suspect (...wait for it...) fled on foot. 


     anagrams to 


   'Oh Wow! Fouled-up, Farting Euboea* poet.'

   A complete nauseation hooligan. Toot. Fart. Toot!

   Poet with two penises farted. 

   'Shit Fart? Powerful choice. Fart off - raunchily!'

   'Oh No, Chief! Cheekiest Hot Farts!’

   ...Fart. 


(*Euboea is a Greek island where everybody farts a lot.)