"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Four people shot after a feud about
the winner of a foot race -which took
place a month ago- escalates into gunfire.
Police report without a whiff of irony
that the suspect (...wait for it...) fled on foot.
anagrams to
'Oh Wow! Fouled-up, Farting Euboea* poet.'
A complete nauseation hooligan. Toot. Fart. Toot!
Poet with two penises farted.
'Shit Fart? Powerful choice. Fart off - raunchily!'
'Oh No, Chief! Cheekiest Hot Farts!’
...Fart.
(*Euboea is a Greek island where everybody farts a lot.)
American Airlines passengers on flight
from LA to Miami are ordered to put their
hands on their heads for an hour and
warned not to film due to an undisclosed
security threat, 'out-of-control' passenger
anagrams to
'Oh, Dear Me! Genitals! Fart Porn!
I am an unharmonious, hot-headed Farting idiot!’
uneducated loon lonelier greenhorn
Hot Farts Ass Chirp.,.
low-minded creep Farts
Ass Farts. Discourteous toiletry ornament.
Proof That God Exists And Is A Nine-Year-Old Boy:
Every Honda CR-V Hybrid Comes with a Fart Joke
in Its VIN Number; A Honda spokesperson says the
CR-V's barking-spider reference was not intentional.
anagrams to
Berserk Asshole, Rectum-Ripping Farts!
Enjoy sexy, deathlike, odd Ass abortion.
Vagina misbehaved. Chronic, stink-worthy Farts
Heaven-born Poop serenity.
Fart Innovations win dead-end necropsy.
tinyurl.com/CRV-Farts
Haiti pleads with US to send in troops
amid fears 'urban terrorists' are planning
to attack critical infrastructure: airport,
gas reserves and port - as terrified public
stockpile goods, gunfire erupts in the
streets, the White House is drafting in
senior officials from the FBI, sending
vaccines and cash for law enforcement
anagrams to
Cock it up, Weird Penis! Anus Farts.
'I am an arrogant Shit blunderer.'
Blunderers irritate droopier creep Shit-twit.
Righteous nepotist deplores Fart Toots.
White-hot, Ultra-Narcotic Fart refreshments.
Baffling, spindlier Fucking Asshole idiocies.
Inch advances of crass Ass Farts.
Refined Penis. Cute Vagina, Farting emotions.
Former Garcetti Chief of Staff Testifies
That The Mayor Was Aware Of Aides
Inappropriate Behavior. That Could
Complicate Confirmation Process For
L.A. Mayor’s Nomination For Ambassador
To India - New Info Says The Aide Got
Paid Big Fees By A Garcetti Union Ally,
Through A Consulting Firm Afterwards.
anagrams to
'I am goofiest Ass eroticist, Fart cheeses.'
'Oh Wow! I am a death-eye Rectum’s Farts.'
'Hot Farts feared valiant pubic-hair.'
'Flabby, insane Farting labia minora of damnatory morons!'
Concatenate crown of Floppier commie poop.
'Good Day! I fart, although in repudiation.'
Wrigglier Farts, fantastic Farts. Hideosity!
Beer from a FUCKING Zamboni?!?
Tampa Bay Lightning fans can
celebrate with Coors Light beer
made from Stanley Cup Final ice;
"Champions Ice" is filtered -
"We did an official de-ick-ifying".
Meanwhile, Busch Gardens giving
out two free beers to everybody,
every day, for an entire month.
anagrams to
Drinking an Idiot’s Enema. Wet Farts!
Everyone wrote “red-eyed booby farts” on you.
'I'm facilely fumbling, filching, Farting on Booze.'
Wacky Belch Farts defile magic pubic wrench.
Behead cheapest, chirpy Farts menace.
'I am a violence-vomiting,
unhinged Farts
Libido Menagerie.'
Farts.
What fractals, Fibonacci, and the golden
ratio have to do with cauliflower; Seeking
self-selected mutations, A French study
of cauliflower and the conical shape of its
florets finds self-similar patterns made by
memory, communication and utter failure.
anagrams to
I Am A Wacky, non-clonable, Fart
tight-rectum Farts, Farting acid-head Stud.
'Oh Wow! Evil Fart audio. Anally echo. Shit!'
Farts. Ill-omened, luscious cow Farts.
Nicely Farts of Ponce. Melodies lie. Farts
Eudemonic* Fart stench befuddlement.
I Am the Farts-Penis Loonie.
