FLART F@rTs

A security guard at a Florida hospital was 

fired after his bosses found out he was 

filming himself passing gas at work and 

posting his loud farts on social media. BY PAUL FLART 

     anagrams to 

   I am a foul, low-paid, debased, snoutish, gay, diarrheal maniac slob.

   'Goddamnit! Pissing poison gas hoi polloi Ass sauciness, ugly sweetie.'        

   Filch. Low-paid though unmelodious kind Farts Fart Farts Fart Farts Farts 

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F@rTs Arts Futility

 

Felonious Floridian F@rTs

 Tampa man who took selfie in Senate 

chamber is first felony sentencing in 

Capitol riot, Floridian defendant faces 
eight months confinement after flying a 
Trump flag while obstructing an official 
proceeding. His lawyer said he “...made 
a fateful decision to follow the crowd,” 
but did not cause any physical violence.

         anagrams to 

   'I am an OK penis in honey-sweet fellatio hole.' 

         I defecate hyperelegance Farts.

   Bold acid-head Farts incompetence.

   Foul, Cloudily Farting Asshole obscenity!

   Hoggishly feminine, content Vagina Farts. Fun!

   'Well! I am an unmelodic Odd Fart Twit! 

     Indecent hoodlum Fart phobias.'

    'I'm winning Fart of scientific cowpat Farts.'

Art

Tokyo Olympics: 'Plague of oysters' threaten 

key venue the Sea Forest Waterway in Tokyo 

Bay, where the prized shellfish delicacy - 

fourteen tons of magaki oysters - caused miles 

of safety floats intended to stop waves to sink.

     anagrams to 

   Nudities! Sleek peephole.

   'Hooey! Seventy-two Farts. Eureka! Yankee wit.'   

   Soothsayer of rotten Shitbird speckled looney.

   So if the oddest Farts now apologize, 

               Cheesily fart twenty-seven Farts.      

   I am as a yummy scatology. Fuck.

RoboF@rTs II

 Fired by the bank. Fired as a Buddhist funeral minister. 

Even a nursing home gave Pepper the old rubber key: 

Despite the failures, SoftBank Robotics said Pepper still 

has a number of other jobs, including teaching children, 

taking temperatures at hospitals and entertaining diners 

at a cafe in Tokyo to stave off forced robo-retirement.  

     anagrams to 

   'Hey! I Fart human brain Farts.' 

I’m a godlike Farting tickety-boo teenybopper burnout bunghole.

   'Spunkier and detested believer.'

   'Respect imbecilic inbred jerks or the 

                  topnotch bona fide idiot Farting super-pure flame Farts.'     

   'Boneheaded once rotten Devil-shaped Evil one.'

   Asshole Farts Taint Farts Shit Farts Anus Diarrhea! Spankings.

FBF@rTs

 Most wanted fugitive arrested after she 

commented on a police department's 

Facebook post about a warrant for her 

arrest, asking “where's the reward money at?”

     anagrams to 

   Venomize wet Farts, potence splutterer. 

    I am a Demented crook; unawares. A hot Fart goo.

   Deranged sweetheart maniac shrieked

   “Woman-hater! Farts! Booby trap! Farts!”

        https://tinyurl.com/FBFARTS

DCF@rTs

 Laws Exist For A Reason, Lawmakers: 

Three Texas Democrats who fled in a 

fleet of private jets to Washington D.C., 

all of whom are fully vaccinated, and 

flew to D.C. without masks, test positive 

for coronavirus, are forced to self-isolate.

     anagrams to 

   'Hell! Awful, dynamic Farts volcano.'

                amoral sexes

   'I am a were-wolf clown on sweetie Farts.'

   Jesting expletive the hot Farts look to dead cow hand.

   Seductive hotpot twit Fucks, Farted Fart Farts.

   'I’m A Ass Evildoer. Coarse or loonie or ass Farts.'