Gee...
I hate to say I told you so, but...
- Nah. That's a lie. I absolutely LOVE to say "I told you so,". I think it's better than sex.
See, folks just don't LISTEN.
Shame, too. Really. So I started a blog. A place to place my art and writing out there where anyone can get it. Got it? Good. It's no more complicated than that. Generative thinking. The LONG con. Post it once- and, as they say, and it's immortal. It will always be online.
Dave Barry is my favorite writer.
My mom discovered his humor when I was so young that I impressed people with my spelling. Young kid- not quite ten. Anyway, Dave Barry was a newly syndicated humor columnist, fresh out of the Philly Inquirer.
Mom loved his smart, irreverent wackiness. She wrote him letters to say so, and he used to write back. Nancy had a great sense of humor herself. Then Barry got big. Miami Herald. Book deals. A Pulitzer Prize. There was a TV show, loosely based on his humor. Big Time.
...And Dave Barry LOVED Fart jokes.
And Dave Barry loved anagrams. And he still does. And so do I. And here we are.
...Good story, right? Not done yet.
My Mother also loved to travel. In a distant city, her wallet went missing. The hotel took care of her; like they did back then - gave her cash to get home. There was a time way back when, and she was humbled by their care. The humanity and grace -- and Damn Itkindness, which sheers of the gesture. It showed good upbringing. Ahh, the past.
Anyway. Back to Dave Barry. His book "Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys"
closes with a thought about farts. I won't spoil it. Check it out. He's the best.
Mom typed up a nice note thanking the hotel for their kindness - and left it on the typewriter... Google it, millennial.
And that's where I step in.
At the end of her courteous and grateful screed, I typed the words "P.S. Don't forget to fart." Happy Reading.
"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Monday, March 16, 2020
Saturday, March 14, 2020
There's Fast, Slow, and F@Rt
to boost morale
anagrams to
Eliminations Ring. Wow!
Boomed, Lo! Ass Rot
Fart... Shit!
F@Rt Matter
Lady Gaga Wore Fecal Matter
to FaceTime French Fans
anagrams to
Faecal Gag, Old Shit Men !
Ceca Yeomen - We Fart Fart Fart
https://www.papermag.com/lady-gaga-fecal-matter-2645471959.html
to FaceTime French Fans
anagrams to
Faecal Gag, Old Shit Men !
Ceca Yeomen - We Fart Fart Fart
https://www.papermag.com/lady-gaga-fecal-matter-2645471959.html
Bat Soup
The Great Writing on the Great Wall
The first reporter in the Western world to spot the coronavirus crisis was a blogger in Florida
anagrams to
Shit Whenever Pee Tint
Posterior Terror
Shit Doc Growl Sow
Anal Biologic Riders
Fart Anus Farts
School's Out For F@Rt
(The days of retiring to one's farm in Texas to paint dull art are long gone.)
anagrams to
(Goody Greetings!
I Am An Adulterant Ox.
One Shitter Fart Loon.
A Penis Farts.)
anagrams to
(Goody Greetings!
I Am An Adulterant Ox.
One Shitter Fart Loon.
A Penis Farts.)
Friday, March 13, 2020
Friday the 13th F@Rt
Don’t Panic’: Fear and Loathing Grip Congress as Coronavirus Spreads
anagrams to
Anal Poop. Stinging Riddance!
Coroner Curving Pro Anal Poop
Fart Ass Ass Heads.
5X Yo
THAI CITY OVERRUN BY HUNDREDS
OF HUNGRY MONKEYS IN SEARCH
OF FOOD AFTER CORONAVIRUS
KEEPS TOURISTS AWAY
ANAGRAMS TO
YO, FARTS! YO, FARTS!
YO REV, FART. YO, REV - I FART YO!
DERRIERE BUNG WOO
MUNCHKINS CHUNK
HIND ASS POO. ANUS DEUCE SHIT.
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