Tuesday, February 4, 2020

"Anal Vehemency!"

Why liberal white women 
pay a lot of money to learn 
over dinner 
how they’re racist


   anagrams to


 Weenie Pony,

 Derriere Anal 

 Shit Toot Wry Hobo, Wry Fart.

  I Howl "Anal Vehemency!", Molt.


Monday, February 3, 2020

Wow! A sloppy fathead!


Who’s Afraid of Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop?

    anagrams to

'Oh Wow! A sloppy fathead! Fart. Wrongdoing.'



Get It? It means fart, too.


Joe Biden: 

A Really Nice Guy for President 


anagrams to


Urine Caboodle

 Jingly Penis

 Red Eye Fart.


Sunday, February 2, 2020

Fiona!!! Don't Tell Scotty

Fiona the hippo vomits on Chiefs logo during Super Bowl pick. I guess she likes the Niners.

   anagrams to

  Moon Shit Poop 
 Spheroid Fun Gun
 Bowel Gush Pee Fart
 Here, Elvis.
Sickening Shit Soil.




While the plan called for Fiona to nudge one of the items with her snout to indicate her pick, she instead chose to lose her leafy green lunch on the Chiefs
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston.com/sports/animals/2020/02/01/fiona-hippo-super-bowl-kansas-city-chiefs/amp

Saturday, February 1, 2020

"Is that a dick?" No - it's "...the instantly recognizable Flying Drop Kirk."

 ‘Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual

  A Guide to Starfleet’s Most Feared Martial Art’

   anagrams to

 I Dug Murk Kit. Anal Eureka!
   Fart. Farts. Farts.
   A Moist Otter Aerated Smell  

https://trekmovie.com/2020/01/31/book-review-star-trek-kirk-fu-manual-a-guide-to-starfleets-most-feared-martial-art/

iF@Rt

Trump’s border wall, 

vulnerable to flash floods, 

needs large storm gates left open 

for months
   

anagrams to
   

Rev Smelled Fart.  "All Burp Now!"

   Hell Gets Shlep Rubes, Farts
   

Dosed Monotone Fart Monologs.




   






Thursday, January 30, 2020

What makes farts so smelly & noisy?


Part of 
U.S. Border Wall 
Falls Over 
Into Mexico

 anagrams to

 Fart Excretion. Oops. Full Drawers. 

  I'm Ova, Blob.

https://cnalifestyle.channelnewsasia.com/wellness/why-do-we-fart-smells-flatulence-12082484

The spread of a fart’s odour can be tremendous as a fart can be expelled as fast as the speed of sound.