DCF@rTs

 Laws Exist For A Reason, Lawmakers: 

Three Texas Democrats who fled in a 

fleet of private jets to Washington D.C., 

all of whom are fully vaccinated, and 

flew to D.C. without masks, test positive 

for coronavirus, are forced to self-isolate.

     anagrams to 

   'Hell! Awful, dynamic Farts volcano.'

                amoral sexes

   'I am a were-wolf clown on sweetie Farts.'

   Jesting expletive the hot Farts look to dead cow hand.

   Seductive hotpot twit Fucks, Farted Fart Farts.

   'I’m A Ass Evildoer. Coarse or loonie or ass Farts.'

Nevadafarts

 A Nevada woman faces multiple felonies 

after she broke into a dentist’s office, stole 

a bunch of money and pulled most of the 

teeth from an unconscious patient. 

On two separate occasions. Twice.

According to Washoe County Police. 

     anagrams to 

   'I'm an Evil one.’ A Cunty Poontang Fart.

   'Feminine, hot-blooded coolheaded sickness.'

   'I am Happy! Out-of-tune Farts, club-footed semen.'

   'Omnipotent nuisance FART touches.'

   Cow waste cow Fart potence cow Asshole

                          clean lies.Ass Farts 

'Gracious! Dope Wealthy fart concoction.'

Unfair and Wrong F@rTs

 Trump lawyers tried to defend the 

indefensible in Michigan, facilitating 

Trump's specious election fraud lies. 

It didn't go well. Sidney Powell and 

other lawyers are defending themselves 

in federal court against allegations that 

their election fraud lawsuit in Michigan 

was so frivolous that it constitutes unfair 

and wrong abuse of the court process. 

     anagrams to 

   'Dimwitted, red-hot Bullshit...'

   I'm an imbecile. A childish, odious, insane 

                                               Moose-Penis poop pipeline.

   Genitals? 'Clownish genitalia.' Genitalia!!! Genital Genitals. 

                I’m - Oh Wow - Cunts !!! 

   Lewdly fart, conduct ill-suited Farts.

   The evil-eyed, crude, shrewd, Fart-Ass Farts

   Fart degenerate rogue to lout legend Farts.

   'Now, Fart Soviet Union cunt farts .' 

   Incoherent, dire eunuch Farts Ass Farts.

Leeuwen F@rTs

What do you get when National Macaroni 

and Cheese Day falls in the middle of National 

Ice Cream Month? Kraft collaborates with Van 

Leeuwen Ice Cream to serve macaroni and 

cheese flavored ice cream; Kraft says demand 

for the frozen treat overwhelmed website, and

scoop shops scooped and sold thousands per hour.

     anagrams to 

   Oh Man! Agony, hot farts and demented self-worth.

   I am a Fanny. I like to Fart and Poop. Damn nice.

   Ace Farts. Butt-crack Belch.

   A decadent, worn out anal hellhole. Sordid sainthood.

   Ace Farts. Shit! 

   Asshole! Warm, nice or mere Evil one.

   Ace Farts. Weed.

   Malevolent, worthy, odd zero.

   Ace Farts. Weed.

   I am a Ponderous screech-up, seven. Havoc.

   

L.A.’s F@Rt Scene

 LOS ANGELES IS KNOWN FOR ITS 

STARS AND CINEMA. BUT BENEATH 

THE CALIFORNIA CITY'S PICTURE-

PERFECT SURFACE LIES A THRIVING 

ART SCENE, UNAFRAID TO DELVE INTO

THE UNDERBELLY OF CONSCIOUSNESS

OR TO CREATE CRASS CLAPTRAP FOR 

THE BENEFIT OF A FACELESS CORPORATE 

SHIT BUFFET FOR CRETINS TO FEAST UPON  

     ANAGRAMS TO 

   SHIT LOGS. SEWER.

   INSANE DEBAUCHMENT.

                       BUTTHEADED LUNATICS FART.

   A SHITTIER PICNIC, YOU RECTAL FART NINNY.

   'THE PERVIVACIOUS* FART. 

                                         SERENE VIOLENCE.'

                                                                                                  (*Very obstinate or stubborn; headstrong.)

   SPECTACULAR FOULER ASSES -

                               FART-ASS SPHINCTER PORN  

   OBSCENE COFFEE POET, 

                               FARTING BLOOD-FARTS. OLE!

   LOONIEST FARTS. COCKIEST FARTS.

              BUFFOONS ERECTION.  

LOS ANGELES F@RT

LOS ANGELES ART TODAY IS DEXTEROUS, INCISIVE AND UNAFRAID

   anagrams to 

 'Adore idiotical, tender evildoing. SEXY-ASS              ANUS. ANUS FART.'  

sorehead froghopper f@rted

 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) 

was concerned that a president, frustrated 

by his re-election defeat, would launch 

nuclear weapons during his final days in 

office. The Pentagon feared a Trump coup, 

said Trump preached ‘Gospel of the Führer’

     anagrams to 

   'Plucky fool thug asshole.'

   Drat! 

   'Whine, debauchedly uncool elite Dong Rump! ...Süffer...!!!'

   Old unwashed penis. Ciao!

   Decayed if insane Farting Urinal Poop.

   'Whoopee! Is The Rectum nice or powerful?'

   'the wreched sorehead froghopper farted Farts.'

   “Fart Fart Fart Fart.”

   ‘Infernal pest! Penis Cunt Anus scan.'