F@RtIng Pan-de-MOO-nium

Udder Madness: Thousands of fans defy 

lockdown to gawk at tiny dwarf cow on a 

farm in Bangladesh; along with the attention, 

Rani has Bangladeshi officials concerned - 

and Guinness en route to verify - now forced 

to get security as huge crowds flock for selfies. 

     anagrams to 

   Fuck off. I Fart Ogrishly. I’m wacky!

   Uncensored, genuine Farts.

   An insane, down-town-clown Farting act.

   Hot, congealed Death wish Farts

               and blighted clean South end.

   'Screwier, flashier Ass video - nasty Boof.'

   Goody! Offend now nauseated Farts.

   Odd-looking Ass. Rectum.

Lesbian Nun F@rTs

‘Benedetta’ Director Paul Verhoeven on the 

story of a lesbian affair between nuns, his 

Jesus fascination and Hollywood puritanism

     anagrams to 

   I am a perverted Fart, bonehead!

   Fart on the Insane boobies 

   You evil insane Fart Wheels.

   Clownish sound. Cunt Farts jauntily poisoned.    

 

Foot F@Rt Feud

Four people shot after a feud about 

the winner of a foot race -which took 

place a month ago- escalates into gunfire. 

Police report without a whiff of irony 

that the suspect (...wait for it...) fled on foot. 

     anagrams to 

   'Oh Wow! Fouled-up, Farting Euboea* poet.'

   A complete nauseation hooligan. Toot. Fart. Toot!

   Poet with two penises farted. 

   'Shit Fart? Powerful choice. Fart off - raunchily!'

   'Oh No, Chief! Cheekiest Hot Farts!’

   ...Fart. 

(*Euboea is a Greek island where everybody farts a lot.)

F@Rt Film

American Airlines passengers on flight 

from LA to Miami are ordered to put their 

hands on their heads for an hour and 

warned not to film due to an undisclosed 

security threat, 'out-of-control' passenger

     anagrams to 

   'Oh, Dear Me! Genitals! Fart Porn!

          I am an unharmonious, hot-headed Farting idiot!’ 

          uneducated loon lonelier greenhorn

 

   Hot Farts Ass Chirp.,.

   low-minded creep Farts

 

     Ass Farts. Discourteous toiletry ornament.

    

Honda Barking Spyder (fArt§)

Proof That God Exists And Is A Nine-Year-Old Boy: 

Every Honda CR-V Hybrid Comes with a Fart Joke 

in Its VIN Number; A Honda spokesperson says the 

CR-V's barking-spider reference was not intentional.

anagrams to 

   Berserk Asshole, Rectum-Ripping Farts!

   Enjoy sexy, deathlike, odd Ass abortion.

   Vagina misbehaved. Chronic, stink-worthy Farts

   Heaven-born Poop serenity.

   Fart Innovations win dead-end necropsy.

    tinyurl.com/CRV-Farts

Gas Reserves (fArt§)

Haiti pleads with US to send in troops 

amid fears 'urban terrorists' are planning 

to attack critical infrastructure: airport, 

gas reserves and port - as terrified public 

stockpile goods, gunfire erupts in the 

streets, the White House is drafting in 

senior officials from the FBI, sending 

vaccines and cash for law enforcement 

     anagrams to 

   Cock it up, Weird Penis!  Anus Farts.

   'I am an arrogant Shit blunderer.' 

   Blunderers irritate droopier creep Shit-twit.

   Righteous nepotist deplores Fart Toots.

   White-hot, Ultra-Narcotic Fart refreshments.

   Baffling, spindlier Fucking Asshole idiocies.

   Inch advances of crass Ass Farts.

   Refined Penis. Cute Vagina, Farting emotions. 

 

ErIcarus Garcetti F@rTs

Former Garcetti Chief of Staff Testifies 

That The Mayor Was Aware Of Aides 

Inappropriate Behavior. That Could 

Complicate Confirmation Process For 

L.A. Mayor’s Nomination For Ambassador 

To India - New Info Says The Aide Got 

Paid Big Fees By A Garcetti Union Ally, 

Through A Consulting Firm Afterwards.

     anagrams to 

   'I am goofiest Ass eroticist, Fart cheeses.'

   'Oh Wow! I am a death-eye Rectum’s Farts.'

   'Hot Farts feared valiant pubic-hair.'  

   'Flabby, insane Farting labia minora of damnatory morons!'

   Concatenate crown of Floppier commie poop.

   'Good Day!  I fart, although in repudiation.'

   Wrigglier Farts, fantastic Farts. Hideosity!