There's Fast, Slow, and F@Rt

Italians sing from their windows
 to boost morale

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 Eliminations Ring. Wow!

 Boomed, Lo!  Ass Rot

 Fart... Shit!

F@Rt Matter

Lady Gaga Wore Fecal Matter
to FaceTime French Fans

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https://www.papermag.com/lady-gaga-fecal-matter-2645471959.html

Bat Soup

The Great Writing on the Great Wall

https://flutrackers.com/forum/

The first reporter in the Western world to spot the coronavirus crisis was a blogger in Florida

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Although few Americans saw the reports and even fewer reacted with urgency, Sanders’s blog appears to have been the first Western source to note what would soon explode into a worldwide pandemic. 

School's Out For F@Rt

(The days of retiring to one's farm in Texas to paint dull art are long gone.)

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Friday the 13th F@Rt

Don’t Panic’: Fear and Loathing Grip Congress as Coronavirus Spreads

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5X Yo

THAI CITY OVERRUN BY HUNDREDS 

OF HUNGRY MONKEYS IN SEARCH

 OF FOOD AFTER CORONAVIRUS 

KEEPS TOURISTS AWAY

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 HIND ASS POO. ANUS DEUCE SHIT.

https://news.google.com/articles/CBMifGh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lm5ld3N3ZWVrLmNvbS90aGFpLWNpdHktb3ZlcnJ1bi1odW5kcmVkcy1odW5ncnktbW9ua2V5cy1zZWFyY2gtZm9vZC1hZnRlci1jb3JvbmF2aXJ1cy1rZWVwcy10b3VyaXN0cy1hd2F5LTE0OTIwMzDSAYIBaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubmV3c3dlZWsuY29tL3RoYWktY2l0eS1vdmVycnVuLWh1bmRyZWRzLWh1bmdyeS1tb25rZXlzLXNlYXJjaC1mb29kLWFmdGVyLWNvcm9uYXZpcnVzLWtlZXBzLXRvdXJpc3RzLWF3YXktMTQ5MjAzMD9hbXA9MQ?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

Did Ewe F@Rt?

A cow is on the loose and wanted by police in South Florida

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The police department put out a tweet: “Wanted: Unknown Cow.”

Followed by this:

“Description: Female cow. Brown with a white head. Faster than it looks. Talented fence jumper. Enjoys pools.”

https://apnews.com/142886a56db6e1e3073649bcc9922feb