A bit of my art for your afternoon

A bit of my art for your afternoon.

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 You Fart A Trombone Of Irony Fart.

"Anal Vehemency!"

Why liberal white women 

pay a lot of money to learn 

over dinner 

how they’re racist

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 Weenie Pony,

 Derriere Anal 

 Shit Toot Wry Hobo, Wry Fart.

  I Howl "Anal Vehemency!", Molt.

Wow! A sloppy fathead!

Who’s Afraid of Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop?

    anagrams to

'Oh Wow! A sloppy fathead! Fart. Wrongdoing.'

Get It? It means fart, too.

Joe Biden: 

A Really Nice Guy for President 

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Urine Caboodle

 Jingly Penis

 Red Eye Fart.

Fiona!!! Don't Tell Scotty

Fiona the hippo vomits on Chiefs logo during Super Bowl pick. I guess she likes the Niners.

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Sickening Shit Soil.

While the plan called for Fiona to nudge one of the items with her snout to indicate her pick, she instead chose to lose her leafy green lunch on the Chiefs

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston.com/sports/animals/2020/02/01/fiona-hippo-super-bowl-kansas-city-chiefs/amp

"Is that a dick?" No - it's "...the instantly recognizable Flying Drop Kirk."

 ‘Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual

  A Guide to Starfleet’s Most Feared Martial Art’

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 I Dug Murk Kit. Anal Eureka!
   Fart. Farts. Farts.
   A Moist Otter Aerated Smell  

https://trekmovie.com/2020/01/31/book-review-star-trek-kirk-fu-manual-a-guide-to-starfleets-most-feared-martial-art/

iF@Rt

Trump’s border wall, 

vulnerable to flash floods, 

needs large storm gates left open 

for months
   

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Rev Smelled Fart.  "All Burp Now!"

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Dosed Monotone Fart Monologs.