Fiona!!! Don't Tell Scotty

Fiona the hippo vomits on Chiefs logo during Super Bowl pick. I guess she likes the Niners.

   anagrams to

  Moon Shit Poop 
 Spheroid Fun Gun
 Bowel Gush Pee Fart
 Here, Elvis.
Sickening Shit Soil.

While the plan called for Fiona to nudge one of the items with her snout to indicate her pick, she instead chose to lose her leafy green lunch on the Chiefs

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston.com/sports/animals/2020/02/01/fiona-hippo-super-bowl-kansas-city-chiefs/amp

"Is that a dick?" No - it's "...the instantly recognizable Flying Drop Kirk."

 ‘Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual

  A Guide to Starfleet’s Most Feared Martial Art’

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 I Dug Murk Kit. Anal Eureka!
   Fart. Farts. Farts.
   A Moist Otter Aerated Smell  

https://trekmovie.com/2020/01/31/book-review-star-trek-kirk-fu-manual-a-guide-to-starfleets-most-feared-martial-art/

iF@Rt

Trump’s border wall, 

vulnerable to flash floods, 

needs large storm gates left open 

for months
   

anagrams to
   

Rev Smelled Fart.  "All Burp Now!"

   Hell Gets Shlep Rubes, Farts
   

Dosed Monotone Fart Monologs.

   

What makes farts so smelly & noisy?

Part of 

U.S. Border Wall 

Falls Over 

Into Mexico

 anagrams to

 Fart Excretion. Oops. Full Drawers. 

  I'm Ova, Blob.

https://cnalifestyle.channelnewsasia.com/wellness/why-do-we-fart-smells-flatulence-12082484

The spread of a fart’s odour can be tremendous as a fart can be expelled as fast as the speed of sound.

Speaking of Pooping

Tears for the Magnificent and Shrinking Everglades, a ‘River of Grass’

   anagrams to

  Hind Noisemaker Farts.

 Dong Niche, Ginger Vag Fart..

Rear Ass Evil Fart.

BUCKAROO DERRIERE AND THE BOOFING COW OUTRAGE

OUTRAGE AT BAR OFFERING CORONA BEER DEALS DURING CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK CAUSED BY 'SNOWFLAKES,' SAYS OWNER

   anagrams to

    BOOFING COWS AERATE 

     DERRIERE BALONEY.

       BUCKAROO ANAL DONG 

    SUCKS VINO, FARTS UREA.

     YOU ASS DUNG BREWERS FART.

Add caAdd c aptionption

OUTRAGE AT BAR OFFERING CORONA BEER DEALS DURING CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK CAUSED BY 'SNOWFLAKES,' SAYS OWNER


https://www.newsweek.com/new-zealand-corona-coronavirus-hamilton-facebook-1484642?amp=1

Goop. Fart Goop.

We Fact-Checked Four of the Most Outrageous Claims in Gwyneth Paltrow’s Netflix Show

 anagrams to

Defecate.

Tom Swooshing, "Fart." 

 Me: "Ugly Penis Want 

Cute Flirt Lox."

 Chuck Whooshes -

  "Fart. Ow. Fart."