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scientists have been vastly underestimating the amount of methane humans are emitting

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Seeking joy, grieving Baltimore County parents establish a nonprofit to deliver ‘farting animals’ to hospitals

The Merciers are working to formally incorporate a nonprofit, called Andrew’s Laughing Gas, that will donate stuffed animals that are rigged to make farting noises to children in hospitals.

Methane Emitted by Humans Vastly Underestimated – Powerful Greenhouse Gas Is Large Contributor to Global Warming

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