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A Feminist Cookbook Meant to Inspire Fuels Outrage Instead

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LAPD Searching For Man Robbing Victims Of Cash After Asking For Help Moving Furniture

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPE PAUL III. FARNESE

  In Greece, it is considered unlucky to marry on a leap day. Saint Patrick narrowly avoided matrimonial purgatory, as Bachelor's Day in some countries allows a woman to propose marriage to a man on February 29. St. Bridget got spurned, but got a nice payout. 

Carlos Humberto Romero, former president of El Salvador, was born on Leap Day in 1924.

The Prime Minister of Spain, Pedro  Sánchez, was born on the day in 1972.

 years in which February has twenty-nine days are called "bissextile," or Leap Years.

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  Ergo, turtles do, but Turtledoves don't.

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Read the Art.

Second coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in California, indicating virus is spreading in the state

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The speculation was that this might be the wall of a cavity that had been sculpted in its gas by emissions from a central black hole.

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LAPD Pursuit With Stolen Hearse
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We’re definitely all going to die’: Late-night hosts roast Trump’s coronavirus response

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Shrine of the Feng Shui King

And if you rearranged the letters in the phrase "Feng Shui Arts and Gifts"...

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AP fact check dings Democrats for false coronavirus claims

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CoronaCoin: crypto developers seize on coronavirus for new, morbid token

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Physicists may have accidentally discovered a new state of matter

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How to self-isolate

Coronavirus: How to self-isolate

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Still Life with a Tree, My Coffee Cup, a Banana Box; Assorted Urban Detritus costarring Metro.

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 outside a UK fire station

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Solar storms blamed for whale strandings

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The Anti Vax

 U.S. Says It’s Got a ‘Promising’

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Shrove Tuesday: Surrey Police use pancake portaits in hunt for suspects

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https://www.bbc.com/news

   

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It Doesn’t Matter If Anyone Exists or Not

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Paintings of the past depicted horror, dread and foreboding. But can art still frighten us into a new consciousness?

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scientists have been vastly underestimating the amount of methane humans are emitting

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Seeking joy, grieving Baltimore County parents establish a nonprofit to deliver ‘farting animals’ to hospitals

The Merciers are working to formally incorporate a nonprofit, called Andrew’s Laughing Gas, that will donate stuffed animals that are rigged to make farting noises to children in hospitals.

Methane Emitted by Humans Vastly Underestimated – Powerful Greenhouse Gas Is Large Contributor to Global Warming

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DAREDEVIL "MAD" MIKE HUGHES DIES IN STEAM ROCKET CRASH TRYING TO PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

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Boy Scout parents and a former victim

 and a defrocked Catholic Priest

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for children 

despite sexual abuse allegations

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His name is Ron Smart.

   

Trumpeters Diddle My Virus.

Romulus mystery: Experts divided on 'tomb of Rome's founding father'

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Biden Says He Was Once Arrested in South Africa. Was He?

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CORONAVIRUS MAY BE SPREADING SO FAST BECAUSE OF FECAL TRANSMISSION, SCIENTISTS SAY

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Off-duty officers in Kentucky 

who stopped a robbery during date night say it was just instinct

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Steven Spielberg's daughter launches adult entertainment career, says father supports her sex worker ambitions

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Priest gave teen a Bible and wished him luck after sex abuse, Missouri officials say

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Fastest way to cut carbon emissions is a ‘fee’ and a dividend, economists and former Fed chairs say

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DoorDash Arbitration = Odor Aboard Shit Train

DoorDash drivers use their forced arbitration clause to force DoorDash into arbitration

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"This is how it ends. We all start out doing important journalism — holding the powerful to account — but you keep at it long enough and it all devolves into flatulence."

In Iraq, Where Beauty Was Long Suppressed, Art Flowers Amid Protests; Painters, Sculptors and Musicians are Rallying to Baghdad’s Protests, and the Capital is Overflowing with Political Art.

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a general rule is that if it digests its food through an intestine, it probably farts, unless it has feathers

Exploding Farts, Blew Hell.

Fact check: Trump falsely claims 'redemption money' from immigrants is paying for the border wall, baffling experts

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One of the greatest mysteries in astronomy right now is the origin of fast radio bursts

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We each use a different sort of glue to hold it all together, don't we?

 

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CORONAVIRUS COULD SPREAD 

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DOJ GAVE GRANT TO 'HOOKERS FOR JESUS' INSTEAD OF ESTABLISHED ANTI-TRAFFICKING GROUPS: REPORT

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"Hookers for Jesus is a Christian organization founded by former sex worker and sex trafficking victim Annie Lobert in 2007. The organization operates Destiny House, a one-year safehouse program for sex-trafficking victims and women who want to leave sex work, as well as a number of other outreach programs."

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How the Iowa Caucuses Became

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What if Earth were a super-Earth?

Biden jokingly calls voter who asked about Iowa
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In agricultural giant Brazil, a new and growing hazard: The illegal trade in farm  pesticides

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‘A major, corn-fed fuck-up’:

‘A major, corn-fed fuck-up’:

 N.H. smells opportunity in Iowa flop

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Iowans pick corn, New Hampshire picks presidents. That’s how the first-in-the-nation primary state typically throws shade at its early state sibling.