Gwyneth Paltrow launches a candle that smells like her vagina. Goop's Candle Is Sold Out, and I'm Questioning My Faith in Humanity
anagrams to
Thing Smell? Shrieking Ungodliness.
Use As A Dildo?
A Hint-0-Quim? Yeti Snatch?
Yum! Llama Fart. Newt Poop.
A Candlelight Taco Vent - Nth Why?
"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
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