Friday, October 15, 2021
Fart? Fart!
Saturday, October 9, 2021
F@rT§ on Fire Sixty Nine o
Kansas firefighters race to a fire,
find a fire truck going up in flames,
the fire spreading to a farm field.
anagrams to
I Far-Fart.
I Fuck Farts in a cheekier ego.
I’m Far-Farting.
I Fart huge, deadened sloppiness.
Ole! I’m Far-Farting!
Wednesday, October 6, 2021
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Whistleblower: Facebook is misleading the public on progress
against hate speech, violence, misinformation; Former employee
of Facebook Frances Haugen to testify before Senate committee
about company's misinformation policies as the company offers
defiance. Facebook pushed for higher profits, cavalier over safety.
Zuckerberg is set to take another pounding in Congress because
Frances Haugen ran the misinformation department at Facebook
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'Oh No! Hooey! I'm an Evil, immense 'oi polloi.'
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Cheese-head keen.
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Cooee one-time, cheeky one.
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Noisomely piece commie, sane booby.
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Eh! Peeved, chic Ohio Buckeye envied.
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Anus Bum Sphincter Cake Poop Anus
Farts
Recognize ego-based or opposing
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Gotcha! Obscene phenomenon me.
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Fanny Colon Butt Ass Rectum Shit Log Bowel.
Yes.
…Yes.
This still happens.
I was working on one big, long, complex and -swear to god- Funny fart anagram for more than an hour, until POOF! Gone. These stupid computers were supposed to make life easier. I hate them more than I hate the VA, …and I really hate them.
Monday, October 4, 2021
Actual email from our Governmentally Ill
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Sunday, October 3, 2021
Slick F@rTs
Saturday, October 2, 2021
Popcorn F@rTs
The flat pigtoe, The Lord God Bird - finished; flora and fauna
officially declared extinct by the US Fish and Wildlife Service.
The extinctions include birds, mussels, fish, a bat and a plant.
anagrams to
Exciting, ill-boding, hot-headed Penile Shit-Bat Farts
Unwieldy chief Fart of idyllic baldheads.
Farts Convulse if pinheaded do. Farts.
Nicest, undoubted nihilisms excel… Fart Anal Farts.