Kansas firefighters race to a fire,
find a fire truck going up in flames,
the fire spreading to a farm field.
anagrams to
I Far-Fart.
I Fuck Farts in a cheekier ego.
I’m Far-Farting.
I Fart huge, deadened sloppiness.
Ole! I’m Far-Farting!
"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Saturday, October 9, 2021
Wednesday, October 6, 2021
ZuckerFucker F@rT§ Sphincter Butt Anus Colon Rectum Ass Poop Log Bum Shit Bowel
Whistleblower: Facebook is misleading the public on progress
against hate speech, violence, misinformation; Former employee
of Facebook Frances Haugen to testify before Senate committee
about company's misinformation policies as the company offers
defiance. Facebook pushed for higher profits, cavalier over safety.
Zuckerberg is set to take another pounding in Congress because
Frances Haugen ran the misinformation department at Facebook
anagrams to
I am a Farting Farting Farting Imbecile Fucker! Fart Fart Fart I Fart! Boof!
Farts
'Oh No! Hooey! I'm an Evil, immense 'oi polloi.'
Farts
Cheese-head keen.
Farts
Cooee one-time, cheeky one.
Farts
Pee Piss Penis Dink Cum Urinate Wangs
Farts
Noisomely piece commie, sane booby.
Farts
Eh! Peeved, chic Ohio Buckeye envied.
Farts
Anus Bum Sphincter Cake Poop Anus
Farts
Recognize ego-based or opposing
Farts
Gotcha! Obscene phenomenon me.
Farts
Fanny Colon Butt Ass Rectum Shit Log Bowel.
Yes.
…Yes.
This still happens.
I was working on one big, long, complex and -swear to god- Funny fart anagram for more than an hour, until POOF! Gone. These stupid computers were supposed to make life easier. I hate them more than I hate the VA, …and I really hate them.
Monday, October 4, 2021
Actual email from our Governmentally Ill
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Sunday, October 3, 2021
Slick F@rTs
California Fish and Wildlife, Coast Guard: SoCal oil spill.
After Hurricane Ida trashed oil drilling infrastructure
off the Gulf Coast, now a major oil spill five miles off
the California coast has officials closing beaches;
they started to find dead birds and dead fish washing
up on shore. A fourteen square-mile slick is pushing
oil onto both Huntington Beach and Orange County coast.
anagrams to
Thought and Farts halo: Farts is Farts and Farts is Farts. Oomph!
Ciao! I am a dire, fish-face cow hand - a dire, foolish pig-Farts dildo.
Is nice, huge, nubile Aulic council in Evil Farts Hellhole?
Mellow Fart juice. Hoi polloi Ass-goon Farts.
Ouch! Clean unpublished Farts indecision.
Giddy dead-end illogical death wish. Incontinent boob Farts.
Loquacious Farts - keen, innocent gargoyle Farts.
Saturday, October 2, 2021
Popcorn F@rTs
The flat pigtoe, The Lord God Bird - finished; flora and fauna
officially declared extinct by the US Fish and Wildlife Service.
The extinctions include birds, mussels, fish, a bat and a plant.
anagrams to
Exciting, ill-boding, hot-headed Penile Shit-Bat Farts
Unwieldy chief Fart of idyllic baldheads.
Farts Convulse if pinheaded do. Farts.
Nicest, undoubted nihilisms excel… Fart Anal Farts.
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
See? I told you so.
Outspoken Marine officer who went
viral blasting military leaders over
Afghanistan is jailed ahead of trial.
anagrams to
Now cheekier emotion Farts up now.
Smilingly variable Fart evildoer.
Ha Ha! Genitalia joins sad Farts, ideal Fart.
[…AND EXACTLY ONE MONTH AGO, ANOTHER FART ANAGRAM ON THE SAME SUBJECT SAID…]
'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!'
Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his
superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns
the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES
insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move,
Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since
he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a
five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.
anagrams to
Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!
Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart.
I’m a Sex Rectum !!!
'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART
I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!
Void abandons nihilist.
Vulture's emotional acrimony.
Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,
Feminism, eviscerate whoredom! I Fart!
Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!
Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!
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