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"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Monday, October 4, 2021
Actual email from our Governmentally Ill
Sunday, October 3, 2021
Slick F@rTs
California Fish and Wildlife, Coast Guard: SoCal oil spill.
After Hurricane Ida trashed oil drilling infrastructure
off the Gulf Coast, now a major oil spill five miles off
the California coast has officials closing beaches;
they started to find dead birds and dead fish washing
up on shore. A fourteen square-mile slick is pushing
oil onto both Huntington Beach and Orange County coast.
anagrams to
Thought and Farts halo: Farts is Farts and Farts is Farts. Oomph!
Ciao! I am a dire, fish-face cow hand - a dire, foolish pig-Farts dildo.
Is nice, huge, nubile Aulic council in Evil Farts Hellhole?
Mellow Fart juice. Hoi polloi Ass-goon Farts.
Ouch! Clean unpublished Farts indecision.
Giddy dead-end illogical death wish. Incontinent boob Farts.
Loquacious Farts - keen, innocent gargoyle Farts.
Saturday, October 2, 2021
Popcorn F@rTs
The flat pigtoe, The Lord God Bird - finished; flora and fauna
officially declared extinct by the US Fish and Wildlife Service.
The extinctions include birds, mussels, fish, a bat and a plant.
anagrams to
Exciting, ill-boding, hot-headed Penile Shit-Bat Farts
Unwieldy chief Fart of idyllic baldheads.
Farts Convulse if pinheaded do. Farts.
Nicest, undoubted nihilisms excel… Fart Anal Farts.
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
See? I told you so.
Outspoken Marine officer who went
viral blasting military leaders over
Afghanistan is jailed ahead of trial.
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Now cheekier emotion Farts up now.
Smilingly variable Fart evildoer.
Ha Ha! Genitalia joins sad Farts, ideal Fart.
[…AND EXACTLY ONE MONTH AGO, ANOTHER FART ANAGRAM ON THE SAME SUBJECT SAID…]
'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!'
Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his
superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns
the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES
insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move,
Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since
he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a
five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.
anagrams to
Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!
Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart.
I’m a Sex Rectum !!!
'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART
I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!
Void abandons nihilist.
Vulture's emotional acrimony.
Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,
Feminism, eviscerate whoredom! I Fart!
Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!
Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!
Hog F@rT§, Cow.
Basta, Porks Romana! Ready your puns, references,
Fun wordplay and assorted frivolity as Wild Boars are
ransacking Rome. Fat, feral hog-babies are running free
around Rome. A porcine plague has descended upon
the Eternal City. Forest Pigs scavenging overflowing
rubbish for food. In Pig-Latin - Ome-Ray opes-hay to ix-fay
its ogs-hay oblem-pray, erociously-fay. Cosa cazzo
Faccsiamo? What the Fuck do we do?!? Uffa—what a bore!
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Bunghole! Nosey noisemaking abhorrence. Ass Farts!
O Dear Me! Purer Ravioli Farts.
Awkwardly unloaded proper Fart Farts
Necrophagia* Farts.
Unamused opulence and odder nobody poser Farted.
Gaze peevishly recognizing Fartish Fart acne.
I'm a noxious, boobyish, gooey Farts pipeline.
Hooray! Gaseous polygamy. Boof! Farting Farty Farts.
Cow Bowels Fart! Vice snogs chic cocaine.
I am a Fart Anus. A woeful, cheeky buddy who Farts.
(* Nourishing ones self by eating dead flesh; cannibalism.)
https://tinyurl.com/FeralHogFarts
Tuesday, September 28, 2021
Astro-Boffin F@rTs
Astro-Boffins*: If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot
is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up; The frenzy of
wind-storms is wider than Earth, goes four-hundred miles per hour,
and after one-hundred-fifty years observing it, we haven’t got a fuckin’ clue.
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Farts. Farts? Farts!
An idle heroine’s Fart Pipe and a woebegone wimp’s Anus.
Idiocy, Noxious Farts. Penises!
Huh! Her improper Farts, plundered.
“Not wheezing, junior. Farts!” -Ninnyish God.
Everybody… the unhinged deviant clown!!!
Farts-up cheeky Farts, genuine Farts, kinglike Farts.
(*also spelled Astroboffin, one who observes the stars, from Earth; an Astronomer.)
Monday, September 27, 2021
https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts
From the Queen of England to His Holiness
the Pope: How Long After I Hit My Head
Should I Tricycle Frog Banana? Fuckin’.
anagrams to
Heigh-ho! Farts on lonesome delinquent.
Heigh-ho! Employed top Fuckin’ Farts whine.
Cynical, debonair ghoul Farts.
Farts.
https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts
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