Slick F@rTs

California Fish and Wildlife, Coast Guard: SoCal oil spill.

After Hurricane Ida trashed oil drilling infrastructure 

off the Gulf Coast, now a major oil spill five miles off 

the California coast has officials closing beaches; 

they started to find dead birds and dead fish washing 

up on shore. A fourteen square-mile slick is pushing 

oil onto both Huntington Beach and Orange County coast.

     anagrams to 

   Thought and Farts halo: Farts is Farts and Farts is Farts. Oomph!

   Ciao! I am a dire, fish-face cow hand - a dire, foolish pig-Farts dildo.  

   Is nice, huge, nubile Aulic council in Evil Farts Hellhole?

   Mellow Fart juice. Hoi polloi Ass-goon Farts.

   Ouch! Clean unpublished Farts indecision.

   Giddy dead-end illogical death wish. Incontinent boob Farts.

   Loquacious Farts - keen, innocent gargoyle Farts.

  

  

     

Popcorn F@rTs

The flat pigtoe, The Lord God Bird - finished; flora and fauna

   officially declared extinct by the US Fish and Wildlife Service.

   The extinctions include birds, mussels, fish, a bat and a plant. 

     anagrams to 

Exciting, ill-boding, hot-headed Penile Shit-Bat Farts

Unwieldy chief Fart of idyllic baldheads.

Farts Convulse if pinheaded do. Farts.

Nicest, undoubted nihilisms excel… Fart Anal Farts.

   

    

See? I told you so.

Outspoken Marine officer who went 

viral blasting military leaders over 

Afghanistan is jailed ahead of trial.

     anagrams to 

   Now cheekier emotion Farts up now.

   Smilingly variable Fart evildoer. 

   Ha Ha! Genitalia joins sad Farts, ideal Fart.

[…AND EXACTLY ONE MONTH AGO, ANOTHER FART ANAGRAM ON THE SAME SUBJECT SAID…]

'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!' 

Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his 

superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns 

the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES 

insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move, 

Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since 

he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a 

five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.

   anagrams to 

    Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!

    Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart. 

     I’m a Sex Rectum !!!

    'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART

    I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!

    Void abandons nihilist. 

    Vulture's emotional acrimony.

    Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,

     Feminism, eviscerate whoredom!  I Fart!

     Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!

   Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!

   

Hog F@rT§, Cow.

Basta, Porks Romana! Ready your puns, references, 

Fun wordplay and assorted frivolity as Wild Boars are 

ransacking Rome. Fat, feral hog-babies are running free

around Rome. A porcine plague has descended upon 

the Eternal City. Forest Pigs scavenging overflowing 

rubbish for food. In Pig-Latin - Ome-Ray opes-hay to ix-fay 

its ogs-hay oblem-pray, erociously-fay. Cosa cazzo 

Faccsiamo? What the Fuck do we do?!? Uffa—what a bore!

     anagrams to 

   Bunghole! Nosey noisemaking abhorrence. Ass Farts!

   O Dear Me! Purer Ravioli Farts.

   Awkwardly unloaded proper Fart Farts

   

   Necrophagia* Farts.

   Unamused opulence and odder nobody poser Farted.

   Gaze peevishly recognizing Fartish Fart acne.    

   I'm a noxious, boobyish, gooey Farts pipeline.

   Hooray! Gaseous polygamy. Boof! Farting Farty Farts.

   Cow Bowels Fart!  Vice snogs chic cocaine.

   I am a Fart Anus. A woeful, cheeky buddy who Farts.

(* Nourishing ones self by eating dead flesh; cannibalism.)

           https://tinyurl.com/FeralHogFarts

     

     

Astro-Boffin F@rTs

Astro-Boffins*: If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot 

is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up; The frenzy of 

wind-storms is wider than Earth, goes four-hundred miles per hour, 

and after one-hundred-fifty years observing it, we haven’t got a fuckin’ clue.

      anagrams to 

   Farts. Farts? Farts!

   

   An idle heroine’s Fart Pipe and a woebegone wimp’s Anus.

   Idiocy, Noxious Farts. Penises!

   Huh! Her improper Farts, plundered.

    “Not wheezing, junior. Farts!” -Ninnyish God.

   Everybody… the unhinged deviant clown!!!

    Farts-up cheeky Farts, genuine Farts, kinglike Farts.

(*also spelled Astroboffin, one who observes the stars, from Earth; an Astronomer.)

   

https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts

From the Queen of England to His Holiness 

the Pope: How Long After I Hit My Head 

Should I Tricycle Frog Banana? Fuckin’.

     anagrams to 

   Heigh-ho! Farts on lonesome delinquent.

   Heigh-ho! Employed top Fuckin’ Farts whine.

   Cynical, debonair ghoul Farts.

     Farts.

           https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts

America’s First F@rT§

America isn't first — it's far behind — and studies 

point to far-right Republicans, including Trump,

Oxford University, Kaiser Family Foundation say. 

Despite those skeptical about the effectiveness 

of vaccines and confused by inconsistent messages, 

they acted to protect themselves, which shows that 

they are not stupid, despite overwhelming evidence.

   …I’m WAAY TOO FUCKED UP TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW. HOORAY FOR FOUND POT!