"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
The flat pigtoe, The Lord God Bird - finished; flora and fauna
officially declared extinct by the US Fish and Wildlife Service.
The extinctions include birds, mussels, fish, a bat and a plant.
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Exciting, ill-boding, hot-headed Penile Shit-Bat Farts
Unwieldy chief Fart of idyllic baldheads.
Farts Convulse if pinheaded do. Farts.
Nicest, undoubted nihilisms excel… Fart Anal Farts.
Outspoken Marine officer who went
viral blasting military leaders over
Afghanistan is jailed ahead of trial.
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Now cheekier emotion Farts up now.
Smilingly variable Fart evildoer.
Ha Ha! Genitalia joins sad Farts, ideal Fart.
[…AND EXACTLY ONE MONTH AGO, ANOTHER FART ANAGRAM ON THE SAME SUBJECT SAID…]
'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!'
Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his
superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns
the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES
insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move,
Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since
he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a
five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.
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Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!
Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart.
I’m a Sex Rectum !!!
'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART
I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!
Void abandons nihilist.
Vulture's emotional acrimony.
Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,
Feminism, eviscerate whoredom! I Fart!
Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!
Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!
Basta, Porks Romana! Ready your puns, references,
Fun wordplay and assorted frivolity as Wild Boars are
ransacking Rome. Fat, feral hog-babies are running free
around Rome. A porcine plague has descended upon
the Eternal City. Forest Pigs scavenging overflowing
rubbish for food. In Pig-Latin - Ome-Ray opes-hay to ix-fay
its ogs-hay oblem-pray, erociously-fay. Cosa cazzo
Faccsiamo? What the Fuck do we do?!? Uffa—what a bore!
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Bunghole! Nosey noisemaking abhorrence. Ass Farts!
O Dear Me! Purer Ravioli Farts.
Awkwardly unloaded proper Fart Farts
Necrophagia* Farts.
Unamused opulence and odder nobody poser Farted.
Gaze peevishly recognizing Fartish Fart acne.
I'm a noxious, boobyish, gooey Farts pipeline.
Hooray! Gaseous polygamy. Boof! Farting Farty Farts.
Cow Bowels Fart! Vice snogs chic cocaine.
I am a Fart Anus. A woeful, cheeky buddy who Farts.
(* Nourishing ones self by eating dead flesh; cannibalism.)
https://tinyurl.com/FeralHogFarts
Astro-Boffins*: If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot
is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up; The frenzy of
wind-storms is wider than Earth, goes four-hundred miles per hour,
and after one-hundred-fifty years observing it, we haven’t got a fuckin’ clue.
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Farts. Farts? Farts!
An idle heroine’s Fart Pipe and a woebegone wimp’s Anus.
Idiocy, Noxious Farts. Penises!
Huh! Her improper Farts, plundered.
“Not wheezing, junior. Farts!” -Ninnyish God.
Everybody… the unhinged deviant clown!!!
Farts-up cheeky Farts, genuine Farts, kinglike Farts.
(*also spelled Astroboffin, one who observes the stars, from Earth; an Astronomer.)
From the Queen of England to His Holiness
the Pope: How Long After I Hit My Head
Should I Tricycle Frog Banana? Fuckin’.
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Heigh-ho! Farts on lonesome delinquent.
Heigh-ho! Employed top Fuckin’ Farts whine.
Cynical, debonair ghoul Farts.
Farts.
https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts
America isn't first — it's far behind — and studies
point to far-right Republicans, including Trump,
Oxford University, Kaiser Family Foundation say.
Despite those skeptical about the effectiveness
of vaccines and confused by inconsistent messages,
they acted to protect themselves, which shows that
they are not stupid, despite overwhelming evidence.
…I’m WAAY TOO FUCKED UP TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW. HOORAY FOR FOUND POT!
Forestry student-turned-shaman-turned firebug
faces nine years in prison for felony arson charges
in devastating Fawn Fire, after claiming the fire
was triggered accidentally while she tried to boil
bear urine so she could drink it.
Forty homes have burned so far.
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Thundery Farts burned out genuine denim.
Loony Farts incoherence annoys Farts inspirer.
I'm agile. Evil Farts Whine! Begin Farts genocide!
Well, Farts! Grey-headed, wailing Farts.
Brutelike Farts and horrendous idiocies.
Crude vibrance theme. Yo! Farts! Oh! Farts! Oh! Farts!
https://tinyurl.com/BearUrineFarts
