"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
From the Queen of England to His Holiness
the Pope: How Long After I Hit My Head
Should I Tricycle Frog Banana? Fuckin’.
anagrams to
Heigh-ho! Farts on lonesome delinquent.
Heigh-ho! Employed top Fuckin’ Farts whine.
Cynical, debonair ghoul Farts.
Farts.
https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts
America isn't first — it's far behind — and studies
point to far-right Republicans, including Trump,
Oxford University, Kaiser Family Foundation say.
Despite those skeptical about the effectiveness
of vaccines and confused by inconsistent messages,
they acted to protect themselves, which shows that
they are not stupid, despite overwhelming evidence.
…I’m WAAY TOO FUCKED UP TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW. HOORAY FOR FOUND POT!
Forestry student-turned-shaman-turned firebug
faces nine years in prison for felony arson charges
in devastating Fawn Fire, after claiming the fire
was triggered accidentally while she tried to boil
bear urine so she could drink it.
Forty homes have burned so far.
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Thundery Farts burned out genuine denim.
Loony Farts incoherence annoys Farts inspirer.
I'm agile. Evil Farts Whine! Begin Farts genocide!
Well, Farts! Grey-headed, wailing Farts.
Brutelike Farts and horrendous idiocies.
Crude vibrance theme. Yo! Farts! Oh! Farts! Oh! Farts!
https://tinyurl.com/BearUrineFarts
A Former Sheriff’s Deputy was charged after allegedly
stealing a dead woman's credit cards to buy auto
parts, after being fired for felony counts of attempted
grand theft and felony counts of identity theft and
grand theft of firearms. This, after he and other officers
stole from other dead people. Facing a maximum of
four years and four months in state prison if convicted
of all eleven charges in uniformed on-duty welfare checks.
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Oh Dear Me! Fart Farts! Well! Piggledy, cheesy rude Farts.
I am a cold sweat obduracy. Farts Deadening Fart!
Bug-eyed Fart! Impolite Shit-Fart omnipotence.
Nutty pooh-poohed loony of offended Farts detection.
I'm genuine, huge Farts menace in mixed lech.
Oh No! Unhinged Fart Farts!
Oh No! Lonesomely unimpeded Fart Farts Farts doodle.
I'm an unfounded Fart Farts Farts venereology.
Whence if choice clever dick Farts, Fart Farts Farts Farts Farts.
https://tinyurl.com/SherriffsFarts
Tesla owners can now choose 'full self-driving'
software at the press of a button for the first time:
Thousands could soon hit the road with the
unregulated features; the company say makes
driving 'safer and less stressful.' Federal traffic
safety agencies point to crashes, one fatality.
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Clownish Farts. Farts indulgence.
Lout Farts, swore “Farts!” Farts so touching! Vehement Farts.
Obsolete lout Farts. Roundheaded lout Farts.
Wanted: Yankee Farts. Farts voyeurism.
Assholes - Defecate up! Nicely lie of white-hot negligee Ass Farts.
O, My! O, Penis! Cheap Shithead Farts inaction.
Farts.
Act Of War Much…? Fourteen fully armed Mexican
soldiers were detained early Saturday morning for
five hours by U.S. Customs and Border Protection
officers after they crossed into El Paso, Texas, from
Mexico's Ciudad Juarez. And one was carrying drugs.
anagrams to
Farts, Farts, Farts!
I am a rude, red-eyed, boorish, red-eyed loony.
O My! Unwelcome eunuch climaxed.
Farts, Farts, Farts!
Unenvious Ass Farts - heroic weirdo turd burglary.
Ass Farts to one mediocre nincompoop.
Enjoy magic, drug-crazed, Farts de luxe. Nice cox! Win!
