Nikola Tesla F@rTs Elon Musk F@Rt

Tesla owners can now choose 'full self-driving' 

software at the press of a button for the first time: 

Thousands could soon hit the road with the 

unregulated features; the company say makes 

driving 'safer and less stressful.' Federal traffic 

safety agencies point to crashes, one fatality.

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   Lout Farts, swore “Farts!” Farts so touching! Vehement Farts. 

   Obsolete lout Farts. Roundheaded lout Farts.

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   O, My! O, Penis!  Cheap Shithead Farts inaction.

   Farts.

Ghost F@rTs

Federal Bureau of Investigation: Convicted 

Felon Sentenced for Narcotics, Firearms 

Trafficking and Manufacturing “Ghost Guns” 

     anagrams to 

   Boogie! Farts, Farts, Farts!

   Ill-omened, rude Farts of innocence.

   Cunning hog Farts muck.

   Voice ungenuine Farting avid Farts accident.

     

InF@rTraTion

Act Of War Much…? Fourteen fully armed Mexican 

soldiers were detained early Saturday morning for 

five hours by U.S. Customs and Border Protection 

officers after they crossed into El Paso, Texas, from 

Mexico's Ciudad Juarez. And one was carrying drugs.

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    Farts, Farts, Farts!

    I am a rude, red-eyed, boorish, red-eyed loony.

    O My! Unwelcome eunuch climaxed.

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    Ass Farts to one mediocre nincompoop.

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F@rTner

Beam Me Up, Jeffy! Captain James T. Kirk himself, 

ninety-year old actor William Shatner is Going to 

Space on Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin Rocket Ship for 

October twelve minute long suborbital spaceflight. 

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   I am an Anus!

   Highjack milky majesty, nimblewit!

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     loony, clingier sodomite. 

Shit Farts. Shat!

    Pig jerk choice, fine, noble booze-up. 

Farts eep! eep! 

    Well, globetrotting of foul respect.

     Boob. RECTUM.

   

     

Schadenf@rT

Schadenfreude Files: Trump Promotes 

‘Highly Respected’ Arizona “Cyber Ninjas” 

Audit Results Apparently Unaware They 

Confirm He’s a Loser and that Biden even 

picked up a few votes at Trump’s expense.

      anagrams to 

   Pummeled ponderous heretics.

   Jeopardize brain cheesy lynching

   Sparsely au naturel and up twit..    

   Inconvenient, hot-headed ramblers. 

   Execute weakened VIP. Pump poet.

   

   Farts Farts Farts Farts. - Hey! Ass!

F@Rt In A Space Suit

Flashbacks to Starfleet, Battlestar Galactica, 

an Imperial Star Destroyer officer and Mass 

Effect: Official U.S. Space Force "professional" 

Dress and PT uniform starts fights over what 

sci-fi it ripped off, but everyone is united in hating 

the futuristic, prototype Guardian pants. Space Farce?

     anagrams to 

   Blackest, hateable Tooty Ass Farts. Up, up, up! 

   Tactical gloat. Ass Farts!

   Criminality moaners. Ass Farts, desperadoes.

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   Thieving Farts. Farts, if redundant, whoredom.

   Pig Farts - Farts evidence of fiery inhibition

   Happier, erupting Farts. Farts! Cute accident?

                   https://tinyurl.com/FartInASpaceSuit 

(*feculence = flecked with fecal matter)

   

F@rT§ Forgotten

Unidentified and Suffering From Amnesia: 

Police in Croatia cast global social media 

net to identify Mystery Woman Wrapped 

in a Sheet on Remote Island Who Called 

for Help in Perfect English, But Does Not 

Know Her Name Or How She Got There

     anagrams to 

   Farts. I died in an ungenuine demonism. Oh, My!

   Farts. I boogie, I am laconical peccadillo. Whoopee!

   I am a rowdyishly demeaned Penis’n’Farts!

    Farts bellowed chilling penitence. Farts! Farts! Farts!

    The hot whoremonger. Hot, wet Farts. Puke one-to-one, nerd.