F@rT§ Forgotten

Unidentified and Suffering From Amnesia: 

Police in Croatia cast global social media 

net to identify Mystery Woman Wrapped 

in a Sheet on Remote Island Who Called 

for Help in Perfect English, But Does Not 

Know Her Name Or How She Got There

     anagrams to 

   Farts. I died in an ungenuine demonism. Oh, My!

   Farts. I boogie, I am laconical peccadillo. Whoopee!

   I am a rowdyishly demeaned Penis’n’Farts!

    Farts bellowed chilling penitence. Farts! Farts! Farts!

    The hot whoremonger. Hot, wet Farts. Puke one-to-one, nerd.

  

   

F@Rt Lifts Butt

California mom, daughter charged with 

murder after illegal, unlicensed Brazilian 

butt-lift procedure kills South African adult 

film and social media star after third try.

     anagrams to 

   Farts.

   High-minded Witch Farts a moral rage.

   Ill-naturedly crumblier renegade Farts.

   Like, Bull. Hot, punctual Farts, crude idiot!

   Animal hatred! …I idolized. I'm a Farts council.

    …Fart? 

                   https://www.worldometers.info/us-debt-clock/

   

Chick-F@rT-A

Sacri-licious? Website MSCHF facing 

eternal damnation by re-selling Chick-fil-A 

sandwiches on Sunday: “Conservative 

Christianity pairs perfectly with a 

correspondingly devout faith in the ‘free market.”  

     anagrams to 

   Gives cow Farts, Chauvinistic imbeciles.

   Amiably hated hell-like innocence Farts.

   Sunny screwiness! And Farting on coward.

   Chirpily Farts a pathetic heroicity.

   Nunlike Farts. Depraved Farts homogeneity.

   https://tinyurl.com/ChikFartA

This a photo of Andrew at an actual Chick-fil-A in Shreveport, having breakfast. The sticker on the middle finger reads SWITCH MEAT, which explains his sense of humor.

   

Anus F@rTs

A botched international submarine 

deal leaves France furious, China 

fuming, more egg on Biden’s face, 

and Australians asking why they 

should have flipped the bird at both 

friends and foes in the first place.

     anagrams to 

   I am an Anus Fart.

   Bolder, invincible bonehead idiot. Anus Farts.

   Comic geek hatemonger - negligence! Anus Farts.

   Whipped, heavenly, healthy Anus Farts - odd filth.

  Hot Anus Farts denied, phobic disbelief.

   Anus Farts.

Trump Means Fart

Tequila Bottles Found on New Boeing 

Air Force One Jet still in Development. 

Company has faced problems of factory 

debris found in commercial, military aircraft 

in recent years. Trump reportedly wished 

to paint his own Boeing plane the way he 

wished the new one would have looked like; 

a gaudy red, white and blue flying pig-dog.

     anagrams to 

   Uneloquent, low, bigoted - I am Farts!

   I Fart, ill-omened Evil one 

   Psycho flamboyance yaw.

   Amicably ridiculed moronism.

   Princely represented rude penis Fart…

   White-hot bunghole Fart.

   The weakened Farts howl

   Bug-eyed, odd and huge pig whoredom. 

   Joy! Now potent Farts. Apoplectic Penis Farts. Bonnie

    Trickily weeviled, inane hooligan.

     

Hooray for F@rT§!!!

California moves closer to decriminalizing 

psychedelic drugs psilocybin, adrenochrome, 

ecstasy, LSD, psilocyn, DMT, mescaline, 

fenfluramine and ibogaine. Hooray for drugs!

     anagrams to 

   Immoralise crocodilian violence. Farts. Zing!

   Rude Fart bicycles shoddily scrapping.

   Madman's speedy, cliched, censorial somnolency.

   Unhideous glorifier on bogey-man Farts.

    

   

F@rT Anagram #666

SF Food History: San Francisco once had a 

bar filled with spiders. They were the owner's 

only friends. Festooned with webs, walrus tusks, 

wild animals and whale teeth, the Cobweb Palace 

lasted forty years. - The San Francisco Chronicle

     anagrams to 

   Fancy! Ho Ho! So-and-so coincides.

   Bleed hot chewed chewable wimp.

   Farts, Farts, Farts, Farts, Farts! Anal Farts. Anal Farts. Tits!

 

   The wielders whine. Weird hyperbole!

   Wisely lout now debunked showiness

   Scratchy heroines canoodle nicely. 

    tinyurl.com/FartSpider