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Repairs stopped on tilting San Francisco 

high-rise after building sinks another inch. 

Pile installation to beef up the building’s 

foundation is on hold for two to four weeks. 

Officials said the building is safe, the San 

Francisco Chronicle reported Thursday. 

It has sunk and tilted more than a foot.

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F@Rt ドドドンパ

 World’s fastest-accelerating roller coaster is shut down 

following reports of fractured back bones; The Fuji-Q Highland 

amusement park said four customers had broken bones 

on the "Do-Dodonpa" - a ride which goes from zero to a 

hundred-twelve miles per hour in just one-point-five seconds.

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F@Rt Nirvana

 Courtney Love, Nirvana, Kurt Cobain’s Estate Among 

fifteen defendants in a lawsuit by Spencer Elden - the 

actual baby from the band’s biggest hit, Over 'Nevermind' 

cover Art - for child sexual exploitation. Claims he 

"has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages"

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The Fear of Friday the F@rTs

 Your Word Of The Day This Friday The Thirteenth: 

Paraskevidekatriaphobia - the fear of Friday the thirteenth 

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FreakyFishFarts

Freaky! Shape-shifting fish that confounded scientists 

for a century spotted off California coast; The whalefish’s 

body changes dramatically across its lifespan.

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QAnon F@rTs

California Surf Instructor Killed His Children 

with a Spearfishing Gun, and Claimed 

QAnon Made Him Do It, F.B.I. Says

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F@RtsGhanistan

Biden Administration is preparing for 

Afghanistan capital Kabul to fall to the 

Taliban in as little as four weeks – 

despite previously predicting the city 

would be able to defend itself for a year; 

US Intelligence officials fear they’ll 

evacuate remaining diplomats along with 

Afghans who worked for US forces.

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