Fist-fighting Hug F@rTs Festival

Settling Scores at a Fist-Fighting Festival in the Peruvian Andes. 

Takanakuy — the word means “to hit each other” — is a Christmas Day tradition. 

The idea is to begin the new year in peace. For this reason, every fight — 

whether it involves men, women or children — begins and ends with a hug. 

     anagrams to 

    Invective Farts, idle tonguing.

   'Now Okay death mask taunter, I am a Farting Asshole.' 

    'This mad hatter idiocy anarchist.'

   Hey! Heigh-ho! Best, wittiest inane detainee

     Gooier thievery cheapens Farts.

   Win whenever violent smoother Farts.

  Shrewd thudding Penis. Insane belching Farts.

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AIF@rTs

Artificial Intelligence Can Now Create Canvas Artworks

Thanks to the new art-meets-algorithm tech service, Artifly.

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   I'm the wittier, comely inelegance. Farts Anal Farts 

   electric icon. Thanks! Overconstant, askew wrath. Right! Lacerative.

     

Suck a fat Moose Cock

 Nothing spells official quite like… 

misspelling ‘official.’ Donald Trump 

Asks 'Dedicated' Supporters To 

Pay To Carry Misspelled 'Trump 

Offical Card' in latest grift; Eagle 

image likened to Nazi insignia. 

Twitter erupts: “Sure, they're Nazis,

 but they're not grammar Nazis.” 

So, the campaign started selling 

Trump Cards, and his fans flocked 

to buy them. Of course. …For what?

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   I like to fart.

   'Its shop-lifting eloquence kill.'

 Farts 

   'Flipping dulsocial demonism.'

Assholes Farts Piss 

   Sacredly doped corrupted playmate. 

Farts

 

   'I'm huge, genital peccadillo.'

Fart

   'I am a geek, Indianizing not.'

 Farts.

   Artist's swarthy, unrepented zest. 

Fart

    Amazer torments brainy thug.

Urine 

   Anathematic splendors struggle 

   Wotcha! Cheesed off, tumorous Limp-Dick yob.

   Farts Fart Urine.

  

   

Mouse F@rTs

Japanese scientists 

develop freeze-dried 

mouse sperm postcards 

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Inject sane spies!

Deeper, medieval doze.

Scrotum's oppressed.

 Farts.

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F@RtInG Pig F@rTs

New pig farming animal welfare law could 

cut off nearly all of California's pork supply, 

bacon prices would skyrocket as the 

fundamental breakfast favorite becomes 

harder to find. Could you live without bacon?

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   Well Well Well - I am a Fart magician. Fart!

   Farting painfully peacockish odored poison Farts.

   Unlucky plonkers! Ace up, cowboy! Fart Farts!

   Voidable bum menace Farts.

   Ouch! Unodored lady Farts. Ouch! Now knife lovebite.

    

F@rT PacMan

UFO, drone or Iron Man? Federal Bureau of Investigation 

confused by ‘jetpack man’ after another LA sighting, 

according to air traffic controllers and a SkyWest flight pilot; 

fourth reported incident of flight hazard flying high near LAX.

     anagrams to 

   Hot Fuck! I Am An Excrementous Fart King!

              Fart Fart Fart 

   Farting old jubilance deplorer.

              Urine Fart Urine

   Farting, not idolising, bonehead.

              Farts Farted Fart

   Poetically choleric, odd Shit-clowning Looney.

   Oh God! Hyphenizing hog Farts. Vagina Farts.

 

    

   

   

Four Billion F@rTs

The Navy Accuses A Sailor Of Starting 

One Of Its Worst Ship Fires Outside Of 

Combat; the amphibious assault ship 

USS Bonhomme Richard - docked off 

San Diego - burned for four days, and 

injured more than sixty firefighters and 

sailors. Replacing the decommissioned 

craft will cost the Navy four billion dollars.

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   So insidious, Farts sociopath. Hooey!

   Mutate up shambolic phobia.

   Farts mock of odd hedonism

   Unfounded odd agony Farts

   Sexy Piss jam 

   Lout! Wondrous, trendier hillbilly Assholes

   Now cheesier, Shit Ass Farts

    Eunuchise fervid, nice scribblers

    Gloomiest demon. Farting Farts...

    Farting volcanic diarrhea!   Fart Fart Fart